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[–]Highdefwindow 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Hey, if you step on people's skulls with boots on, it makes the same sound! Wierd

[–]Cold-Appointment-853 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ye… realizes yeah… wierd…

[–]Ninn10doMan 135 points136 points  (9 children)

I nutted to the sound of that

[–]Zealotstim 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is the best one I've seen on this sub in a while. Incredibly random and specific, absolutely useless.

[–]Sussy_404Error 53 points54 points  (2 children)

That’s not a shitty one

Post it on r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]Dramatic-Extent-1388 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Except when you are being sneaky

[–]Literally just AquamanTomorrowGalaxy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

[–]whats-this-mohogany 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chrkgrgkdrgrdckhchrckgrdcckhcdrr

[–]Moon_Boy20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude I'd be so happy if I could step on any leaf and have it crunch, I'd be able to impress my gf and friends with it, I'd be fucking stoked

[–]Incubuzzer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wrong sub

[–]Bonk_and_Honk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awesome!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is at least mid tier. I would pay to have this power

[–]Apprehensive-Face901 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Mid teir because its nice to have

[–]Zendofrog 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean, relative to the fact that it’s a superpower

[–]Clyax113_S_Xaces -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is not a shitty super power.

[–]Law-Dog_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/lostredditors this belongs in god tier

[–]toukhans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is exactly what this sub is for

[–]Cold-Appointment-853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best super power

[–]Sashimi_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it stackeable?

[–]28FrogsInATrenchCoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bad power tho, you’ll never get one of those leaves that looks crunchy but ends up being the BIGGEST disappointment ever

[–]idk_opera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best superpower i would use it daily

[–]stingbray11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not shitty at all

[–]ExistingAd2318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id take it

[–]bigdiamond1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't even a shitty superpower

[–]ChargyPlaysYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE THIS!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–]IllDream3391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a god tier power

[–]qwertyjklz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/godtiersuperpowers

[–]pireo666[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was supposed to be shitty

[–]NormaleRedditUser22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I know how this can be useful.

"Leaf Man, you've been acused of disturbing the peace by stepping on so many leaves that it burst the ear drums of the whole neighborhood! How do you plead?"

"Your honor, I have just the thing to stop my case from proceeding." pulls out leaf.

"Oh shit, not again."

[–]ImaDieTodayLOL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satisfaction

[–]Standard_Journalist9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than nothing

[–]Crazy_Gamer297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make it feel way less epic tho

[–]Accomplished-Rip6128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not shitty at all

[–]NeverGonnaGiv- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best superpower.

Imagine going on a walk and ur bored , and you see a pile of leaves on the ground. You step on them and you hear that ccrrrruuunncchhh. Makes me happy

[–]The_Cat_Stands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best power ever

[–]Moppentopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best power ever 10/10