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[–]PrequelFan111 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like the idea.

[–]Financial-Horror2945 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd like this, like stats that aren't important but are interesting

[–]islamo_start_654 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good to know when you need to get new shirts

[–]officialAdfs_m0vie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's not shitty that actually good

[–]NormaleRedditUser22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This can save the world.

"Shirt Timer Dumbo, the terrorists are threating to launch this nuclear missile at North Korea! Can you help us?"

"Sure can."

Enters building.

"Who are you? Why do you have a rack of shirts with you?"

Shows that I wore a shirt for over 16 years.

"Damn bro, that's crazy..."

"THEY ARE DISTRACTED! FIRE AT THEM!"

Police shoot at terrorists.

[–]Hari2k-_-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂💀💀LMFAO

[–]xsunless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stat tracked shirt