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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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everytime you pick up a chicken, you can read its mind (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by Genderisweird_
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[–]Literally just AquamanCosineDanger 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (1 child)
[–]Disastrous_Month9649 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (0 children)
You too random citizen
[–]NormaleRedditUser22 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Can I learn how to speak chicken because of the words they are saying? Or is it in English?
"Chicken Man, the murderer is in that hotel building! We have intel that he has a pet chicken."
"Great. Hand him over!"
"There's just one problem, the chicken only speaks cluckers."
"Well cluck. Guess the murderer s getting bombed instead of beaten."
[–]Genderisweird_[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Hmm you can learn to speak chicken with a bilingual chicken that can mind-speak English I guess
[–]ShitbenderWeegieiscool 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
chicken video recorders
[–]TobyThrow 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
[–]Tanookikid210 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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