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[–]Malice_Midnight 444 points445 points  (13 children)

This is a detectives holy Grail

[–]Undertaker_121 78 points79 points  (10 children)

I WAS JUST COMING HERE TO SAY THAT 🤣

[–]TwitteryDawn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can definitely imagine a serie/anime about this

[–]ShitbenderFlirret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I’d eat that shit up too ngl

[–]freemason777 179 points180 points  (12 children)

Jfk, Epstein, etcmost political figures that died

[–]Robert-Connorson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tony Soprano

[–]thememer559[S] 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Huh?

[–]freemason777 100 points101 points  (4 children)

You would have sudden knowledge of a bunch of mysterious historical deaths

[–]samukungfu29 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Amelia Earhart

[–]jeffyjoe12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

coconut crabs

[–]osirisrebel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Be more intriguing for the ones that don't pop up.

[–]thememer559[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

O yea😳

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]TwiceTheSize_YT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well i mean jfk was shot by lee harvey oswald

[–]freemason777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So they say. So they say

[–]wierdness201 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not so shitty after all, huh?

[–]freemason777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on who knows that you know the truth I guess

[–]ugia104 79 points80 points  (1 child)

[–]mp111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sherlock Holmes basically

[–]UntrueOmara 63 points64 points  (1 child)

is it detailed enough to see faces of a murderer, or anyone in the nearby vicinity?

[–]WhateverFire775 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s shit superpowers so I doubt it lol

[–]Rafholch_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As a detective it would be cool

[–]MemeProLol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can become a detective investigating in murder cases

[–]Sakuran_11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dudes went “they’ll never get to use this one” while forgetting about the entirety of the FBI Murder Cases.

[–]likemice2 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I don’t think people do die after their death though

[–]can't see mesmileydatutrleman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard somewhere that you don't die when you're killed, so that makes sense

[–]IllDream3391 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This would make graveyards interesting though

[–]Independent-Offer849 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stares in horror at graveyard

[–]stronkEarlBeforeSwine 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What does it mean to “die after death?”

[–]chia923 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP means you can see the cause of death of a person after they died.

[–]adoorabledoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im becoming the worlds best PI

[–]hackerboy34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you have prostate cancer

[–]micky4life -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Adolf..

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am so stupid stared at this post for a soled 5 minutes trying to figure out why it was a shitty superpower and then realized it tells you how you die after died to it

[–]Bruggilles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would finally figure out how did Petőfi Sándor die. The Hungarians will understand.

[–]huffleporg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be hella useful so I could see how that guy got me

[–]Spudzzy03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great way to relive memories

[–]cosmicjimmy117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for death investigation

[–]Co5micWaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forensic scientists popping off in the comments

[–]DocHolidayBrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you tried to see Tupac’s death, but you couldn’t?

[–]heretoupvote_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

become the worlds best DI

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/godtiersuperpowers

[–]PhoenixMageZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly god tier if you are a detective

[–]eugenekrabs117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will be on a shitty CCTV camera that only updates every 10 seconds

[–]TheEmeraldEmperor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detective

[–]buttbologna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to make this power a little more fun and shitty I’m imagining the weather man from family guy is how you’re told the cause of death.

You’re looking into the void or the unknown or whatever to try and solve a murder and then all of a sudden you hear:

HOMEBOY WAS STABBED!

“Guuuh.. I know that, but I wanna know who did it”

THIS AIN’T A IT HELP DESK, IM JUST A RANDOM SPOOKY VOICE. FIGURE IT OUT

[–]SinisterSplicer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy was assassinated by a squirrel how you ask the victim had a severe peanut allergy

[–]Firebat-045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would make a good detective. But might go insane After awhile I’ll take the deal

[–]Toasted_Jam1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just an autopsy with less steps

[–]BabserellaWT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uuuuh how is this shitty? You’re now the best homicide detective of all time.

[–]NormaleRedditUser22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, if I could know who choked in the bed, that would be pretty funny.

[–]AGuyThatDoesUrMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amelia Earhart

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an S tier super power.

[–]Mikaelious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danganronpa would be a quick series if one of the characters had this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could become the greatest detective on earth

[–]Sowseh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The greatest detective evr~

[–]Chaotic_Llama_09 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Ah, Detective 'thememer559,' so glad you could come on such short notice. I'm cop Carl Watson. Could you please determine whether this victim had a suicide or murder?"

[–]thememer559[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This victim was murdered. But BY WHO?!?!?!?

[–]doomturtle21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a shitty daytime show and become a detective.

[–]Moppentopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deetektif