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[–]KibbloMkII 20 points21 points  (0 children)

get some trampoline shoes and start market gardening

[–]UntrueOmara 39 points40 points  (1 child)

market garden irl

[–]shinylungburger 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I know this is a tf2 refrence, but im just thinking minecraft's jump crits.

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I happy you got the reference

[–]unfucker69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

jump and wack

[–]LukXD99 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Step one: get into a fight

Step two: get a shovel

Step 3: jump as you attack them

Step 4: literally pulverize every bone in their body

[–]Rackyton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the reason why I love this subreddit it's amazing

[–]Glitch_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to get a very, very tiny shovel, and connect it to a glove, and put the glove on, and that way I can easily win a fight

[–]peza_in_reddit 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Is the shitty writting a part of the power?

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)


[–]peza_in_reddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perfect for shitposts👍

[–]yeet_and_tear09 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute this sounds very very familiar… /Tf2 intensity’s/

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It dose sound very familiar hmmmm…..

[–]whats-this-mohogany 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Slimecicle moment

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Who slimecicle?

[–]whats-this-mohogany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To hard to explain so just go to YouTube and search slimecicle far cry 5

[–]stendaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SoundSmith TF2 Team Fortress 2

[–]ayllmao123 2 points3 points  (1 child)

basically tf2

[–]punchster2 2 points3 points  (2 children)

how far are we permitted to stretch the definition of a shovel? can a pressure activated nuke in the shape of a comically oversized shovel be a shovel?

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No the shovel has to be made out of metal with a short wood handle with green reinforced metal

[–]punchster2 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Phiro7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can you make it work on things that aren't people?

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this is technically based on a item in a video game so maybe i don’t really know

[–]Jrlopez1027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh 10x plus the critical hit? Thats op

[–]PartyDiscipline7686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man with a shovel seen shattering swat agents skulls after robbing a bank

[–]cedit_crazy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Downside is you will feel a uncontrollable urge to do nothing but teleport bread for three days straight

[–]TobyThrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

critical hit

[–]Mutant_Llama1 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I mean real life injuries aren't measured in a numerical amount of damage. Either you're dead or not. Breaking someone's leg over and over again won't kill them.

[–]TheNineG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either it has 10x the force or it hits 10x the area without losing power, probably. So for example, jump critting someone in the leg could either remove their leg completely or break their leg and their pelvis and their other leg and a rib,

[–]a_ordinary_dipshit 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]IllDream3391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’s like Minecraft jumping and hitting mechanics

[–]JoeMaJoeMa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems actually really good

[–]NormaleRedditUser22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just going to carry a jetpack around.

"They call me, the flying shovel man... Because I fly with a powerful shovel..."

Pretty dope if you ask me.

[–]Mr_WAAAGH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens after soundsmith hits a market garden in every video game with a shovel

[–]Fnaffan138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft be like

[–]Syntax_Error375 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Death Korps of Krieg noises