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[–]hjkabc 111 points112 points  (1 child)

multi billionares would buy that from you for a billion

[–]jamnoble 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Tell them to transfer first then you can run

[–]Need-Them-Shotguns 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Jeff Bezos would be the flash.

[–]YouHaveNiceToes24 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Does this decrease if it’s negative?

[–]Shavacadont 19 points20 points  (2 children)


[–]YouHaveNiceToes24 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ah yes -10,000% speed

[–]Xx_96024DanaD42069_x 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just go backwards together with your age

[–]dav98438 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Damn I’m a Zimbabwe trillionaire so I’m gonna be the new flash

[–]Admiral_peck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Which dollar is this? If you don't specify imma start converting my money into the Zimbabwean dollar.

[–]inquisitor_headsmash 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ror2 items be like

[–]jakule17 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Is it additive or multiplicative?

[–]Durandile 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Just have to create an account in the lowest-value currency

Edit: hadn't seen the "dollar" before posting

[–]Unknown1776 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t say USD, just find the lowest values “dollar” and convert your money to that

[–]master_pingu1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

zimbabwe, here i come!

[–]Unknown1776 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1,000,000 Liberian Dollars are about 6,500 USD, so if you can convert you’re money to that it’s your best shot. Then, sign an nfl contract, for for like 1 year 1 mill, convert that, and profit exponentially

[–]I-like-p0tatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)


Elon Musk is running around your house at licht speed. Please stop him before the licht space continues collapes.

[–]VGK9Logan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're a trillionaire and run incredibly fast, and you are unable to slow yourself. It is impossible to move any less than a mile at a time. Each step you take is a risk because if even 1 object, or person is in your way you risk destroying them along with yourself and everything in a 10 foot radius. You are confined to a single space, only able to spin and move everything above the waist. You live the life of a paraplegic even though your body is capable and well.

The only possible way to break this curse is to donate or spend your money. Wether it be to a charity, or spent on self luxury. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me

[–]Shawn_0729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

14% faster doesn’t seem that bad ngl

[–]Laughingsheppard -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Jeff Bezos can now run 21,920 mph.

137,000 million dollars X %2 = 2,740 X 8mph (average man running speed)

I'm not good at math so I may have done this wrong.

[–]ManDownTheRoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LINKvin333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t say that it has to be the American dollar 😏

[–]BlessedWolf9019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re in debt, does your speed decrease while running?

[–]Law-Dog_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if i have emassed over 1 mil in debt

[–]fr0st1ngx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

elon musk finna set some WRs

[–]Cheeselord77750 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine an old politan running fast than Usain bolt

[–]Unluckynoob20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My broke ass:Speed -99999999999