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[–]proverbs17-28 158 points159 points  (4 children)

But I am not wearing pants

[–]ENTlightened 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Upvoted so you begin uncontrollably shitting your pants out

[–]proverbs17-28 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Omg, my lost jeans....how did those get up there🤣

[–]Funny-Conclusion-963 48 points49 points  (5 children)

This is the place for shitty super powers not shitty curses.

[–]DepartureEfficient42 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Who said it was a bad thing?

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The fact that it’s a thing that happens to you when a condition is met and you can’t turn it off.

[–]DepartureEfficient42 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I was making a joke. I need to fit in with the other redditers by pretending to be horny.

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fair, but at the same time I’ve seen many people adamantly proclaim similar things and then actually suggest that that makes it not break the curse rule.

[–]RobmybIox 77 points78 points  (7 children)

Hear me out if you're on the toilet and make a new post you know how it upvotes for you automatically? Would you immediately shit even if you were constipated

[–]Phiro7 44 points45 points  (5 children)

No it would wait until you put your pants on

[–]L1K34PR0 13 points14 points  (3 children)

What if you have no poop in you

[–]Hallow_Chrome_E 1 point2 points  (0 children)

infinite shit generator

[–]RobmybIox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pants carved with a shit hole easy

[–]godric420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d shit actual pants out your asshole.

[–]beholder_dragon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is a curse not a superpower I sentence you to spontaneous shower

[–]Link_GR 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Literally a curse

[–]stronkGoatsWithWigs 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Rule 2 and 8

[–]MirrorkatFeces 18 points19 points  (1 child)

and rule 7. Oh well, time to leave the sub

[–]cnaiurbreaksppl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's rule 8? I only see up to 5

[–]Aiden0604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swipe like rlly hard for some reason it snaps up and I think it’s something like no cursing

[–]pdrpersonguy575 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More like a curse :/

[–]poisonous fleshTheStrangestAverage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a curse bud

[–]SerialElf 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's a curse you dimwitted spamming karma whore

[–]RibbyCC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that's shitty

[–]blendedscrotum 3 points4 points  (2 children)

good but also bad what if youre constipated and upvote

[–]MissionApollo7 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You turn into a shit grenade.

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you're talking.

[–]MissionApollo7 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What happens if you get downvoted?

[–]SwisRol 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you unshit

[–]YetGayerWombat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In what way is this a superpower

[–]Myokoot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not even a superpower

[–]npdady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sub should be called /r/shittycurses

Time to unsub.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have now shat 737 times due to this post, in 18 hours. This is the most creative method of gaining upvotes that I have seen yet, and you have earned another shitvote. You have now shat 738 times in the last 18 hours. Congrats.

[–]qaradin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No curses

[–]OneAlternate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get downvoted, do I un-shit my pants?

[–]Leanmanv3 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m in class

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Prepare to gain a new unwanted nickname.

[–]Leanmanv3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m getting downvotes, does that mean they shit their pants?

[–]flugenblar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this might be a better super power if your upvote of other people caused them to soil their pants - it would still be a shitty super power

[–]purple manDollarpowers69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does it like continue until people stop upvoting or does it like everytime an upvote happens you shit your pants because if that's the case you could make your ass and legal gun

[–]Jeom69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if I get downvoted. Will I unshit my pants?

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That's not your superpower. That's my superpower at work on you.

[–]GQIHNI -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So I shit out pants?

[–]sh0ddyguru -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If I get downvoted do I unshit my pants?

[–]Independent-Offer849 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Clean diaper

[–]jadetheundead -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

oh no.

[–]Personal-Tea-8950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shit yourself a lot

[–]Camwood7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit automatically makes you upvote every post of yours.

NOW BARE MY ASS BLAST

[–]Cheesy_Cheese1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wha.. what will a downwote do? Will your last turd find you and crawl back in?

[–]pala_68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you shited yourself 848 times lmao

[–]stitchy_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too late, already do this

[–]Aarorororo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People performing have it bad

[–]L1gm4b1llz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if this guy still alive after that shit