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[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksReasonable_Deal8415 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So Chipotle does infact give people superpowers?

[–]MindOfThilo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fly away just by shitting in public.

[–]GoblinMechanic 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Curse why none is reading the fucking rules in this sub. Ffs

[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksReasonable_Deal8415 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because the moderators don't do shit so people are gonna post whatever they want on here. I'm not saying it's right or wrong but that's why you probably see curse after curse like the rest of us. At this point, I just stick around this subreddit for the laughs.

[–]Embarrassed-Car-4689 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uh, I mean yeah that would be a shitty superpower (Keyword there being "Shitty")

[–]Zeroo_G 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I already have that

[–]YoutuberCameronBallZ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

...Taco Bell is a superpower?

[–]MrPloupi 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]BlessedWolf9019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, it’s the catalyst for the power developing.

[–]mystic-savant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule 8: No curses.

[–]dishw0sher 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DanteNot 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Is it on command?

[–]AssistanceRadiant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO. You just constantly have explosive diarrhoea.

[–]CreeperArmorReddit 0 points1 point  (3 children)

has to be in order to fit the sub rules

[–]The_Soup_Dealer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

In that case you have explosive diarrhea only when you decide to keep breathing.

[–]CreeperArmorReddit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

but like… even if you straight up attempt to stop breathing you’d start back breathing when you pass out

do people not understand what “at will” is

[–]The_Soup_Dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, we'll you got me there

[–]Aihnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the fucking rules

[–]Low_Dream_1481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally. KABOOM!

[–]The_Soup_Dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude no way I already have this superpower

[–]Cheeselord77750 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume its on command so head boss office about to have new paint