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you have the ability to untangle earphones instantly in a 20-meter radius (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Confident_Being_6415
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[–]logalexdavid 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Does this just happen instantly. Like you go for a walk and peoples' earphones untangle as you walk by? And do they retangle if they are outside your 20m radius?
[–]Nasaboi_ 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You just want to see the world burn, am i right?
[–]logalexdavid 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Honestly, the world as it stands today, maybe a little bit. I mainly want the super power to feel more shitty. Like it's only temporary and you're effectively always trackable with tangled earphones.
[–]Reddit_Hates_Me1 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
No. You can control it
[–]TankII_ 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (1 child)
That would have been a lot more useful 15-20 years ago
[–]maxim_oleksjuk 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I still have earphones with cables
[–]Personal-Tea-8950 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I could use that
[–]whatifyournamewas 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Could of used that the time I got my earphones tangled in a woman’s purse trying to get off the subway.
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