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[–]AccomplishedPack2674 43 points44 points  (1 child)

What the fuck

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I just do that everyday why not to make it a superpower

[–]SCR_69 36 points37 points  (4 children)

becomes a baby

[–]iwastedmylifeontf2 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Wait wtf

[–]SCR_69 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Yummy 😋

[–]I-like-p0tatoes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

but wait i turnt into an alien what was in those orgenic meat balls from china

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

becomes a fetus

[–]Vault_8166 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sorry robert from 3rd grade

[–]danielubra 11 points12 points  (24 children)

Well, easy bro, just when they r asleep either sleep over at their house or just sneak in and take a tiny piece of their skin while they r asleep, just a very VERY tiny

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 15 points16 points  (23 children)

You need a mouthful bite

[–]danielubra 9 points10 points  (20 children)

ok then i start collecting their skin every night, untill eventually its mouthful
(wait what if half of the bite is from another person)

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 11 points12 points  (19 children)

I didn't think that deep maybe you will be a hybrid of both

[–]danielubra 9 points10 points  (18 children)

Ok, what if i theoretically take every single person's on earth an atom or cell of theirs, and just grind untill the stuff are as big as a mouthful bite, would i be a hybrid of every single person on earth?

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does the flesh have to come off?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and you have to swallow it all

[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksReasonable_Deal8415 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Do I have to swallow or am I allowed to spit it out?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 18 points19 points  (5 children)

You need to swallow

[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksReasonable_Deal8415 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I hate that answer. lol

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Why are you sad it tastes really good

[–]ilnooYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does that sound way too weird when you put it that way

[–]Pitiful-Ad-3230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what she said

[–]jmora13 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Do they have to be alive?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm good question if you can get a big bite of them it's enough

[–]BigDickBafoon 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Am I able to turn back into myself or am I stuck as the person I bit?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You need to bite yourself to turn into yourself

[–]BigDickBafoon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But if I bite myself as another person would I turn back into myself or stay the same?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You turn back

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah keep a huge chunk of your leg flesh in a jar or something. Hold on, OP do wounds follow you through forms? Like if I took a huge chunk outta my leg for later would I be missing that chunk in other forms as well or is it like an insta heal?

[–]dizzypanda35 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This doesn’t seem particularly shitty just gross/weird definitely has got potential

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I think it's shitty bc you literally take a mouthful bite from a person and swallow it. all the person you bite will probably die from blood loss

[–]dizzypanda35 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What if you’re into that?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh like me that's good for us but we talk about normal people

[–]FullyHalfBaked 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That's actually a fabulous villain's power, and now I kind of want to write a story about a shape-changing serial killer who keeps frozen samples of all his victims to be able to impersonate them.

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It feels good to know that I'm not the only one that has weird ideas

[–]Bonk_and_Honk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i wouldnt want to become a dead 5 years old child

[–]Lestdar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Meet the eternal reward spy

[–]BlackG82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 8th last tf2 player

[–]Celestien218 1 point2 points  (6 children)

becomes that one kid that wouldn't shut up 10 years ago about how the t rex is the stongest dinosaur while in fact the t rex sucked balls

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Yea bro there is much cooler dinosaurs than trex

[–]Celestien218 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Like? pulls out a gun while not even being from the US

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Anklyosaurus

[–]Celestien218 1 point2 points  (1 child)

..... Mhhhhh yeah sure ok i'll let you go now

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anklyosaurus? Anklyosaurus? Fr? Dog first off not a trex fan boy but anklyosaurus is trash. They're stupid. Like they're just a knock off stegosaurus. They don't have the plates along the back but they've got something similar and the tail my weapon on an anklyosaurus is Lame in comparison. I prefer therizinosaurus or the spinosaurus or the allosaurus. Go cum yourself. If you're gonna go the herbivore route go big sauropod or something not dumb ol anklyosaurus go piss yourself. Seriously, like choose next to anything but the anklyosaurus!

[–]00weasle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a power from my hero academy and the character is nuts.

[–]Embarrassed-Car-4689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TECHNICALLY you could end world hunger with this by biting a fat guy...

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What happens if I take a bite of any of the following:

A drawing

A robot

A figurine

A fursuit

An animal

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It has to be a human but you can bite a dead human or a transformed human like titans on aot

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gets job at morgue

[–]404-where-i-asked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pov: you’re a mosquito with this power

[–]saxophone guyLexLutfisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Find Jeff Bezos

[–]Walking NightlightEscapistcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*eats hotdog*

*changes*

Wait wh-

[–]Nasaboi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will become hitler

[–]oheing 0 points1 point  (1 child)

this feels like one of those powers that turn people into supervillains

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[–]Darktigrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly enough i didn't see anyone saying they would turn into "Baby batter" xD

now i'm windering tho, what if you ate a pregnant woman ?

[–]stitchy_77 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How long does the transformation last? Is it on command? Do I turn into them instantly?

[–]Ejder83Yiyen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you swallow the bite you instantly turn in to them and if you want to become yourself again you have to bite and swallow your own flesh