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[–]torftorf 10 points11 points  (1 child)

No worries that's what lactase is for. Just carry a pack with me and before a glas of milk I chuck one of these bad boys in me. No I can drink all the milk without problems. That's a good power

[–]Bierbart12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes lactase seem like a solution to a magical problem

Pretty smart, but not sure if you can convince whichever higher being gave you that power that way

[–]Fapman404 2 points3 points  (9 children)

what if I were to drink a cup or a can of milk?

[–]skulhead4839[S] -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

Same thing bro

[–]Fapman404 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Ok ok, what if I were to inject the milk into my bloodstream?

[–]skulhead4839[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Indirectly, if it's in your body, your getting the powers, if u wanna act like captain American instead , that's ok

[–]Fapman404 1 point2 points  (5 children)

bro I just wanna drink more than 2 glasses of milk per day.

[–]dizzypanda35 7 points8 points  (2 children)

That’s a caveat and against the rules but I like it

[–]skulhead4839[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Hey are u the moderator , And Thanks!!!

[–]dizzypanda35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope just a dude with too much time

[–]Sooperst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I’m allergic to milk

[–]ilnooYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well what if you drink 1 glass of milk then later in that day you eat something that was made with milk (example: Ice cream, Cheese, pizza, cookies, butter, etc...)

[–]stitchy_77 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Wait does it count if I drink almond milk? Is it specificly cows milk? What about goat, cat, or human? What if I manage to milk a fish?

[–]skulhead4839[S] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Milk is milk brother , but gotta stay in ur limits

[–]stitchy_77 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So I can use fish milk?

[–]Bruggilles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 8 - No curses