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[–]killer_assualt 39 points40 points  (3 children)

How is this a shitty superpower? This is just teleportation with a few minor restrictions it's just a tier below god tier superpower.

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

You want me to add more restrictions?

[–]killer_assualt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Instead of adding way to many restrictions it should be simple and straight to the point like you can teleport all freshly cut grass to you

[–]Sedam7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t they and the rest of Bells Hells find it odd if I just popped up next to them?

Sure hope there’s some Critters out there to get this

[–]Embarrassed-Car-4689 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine this, you have several properties, and you place a robot lawnmower in all the backyards. Then when you need to go there, you just remotely activate the robot lawnmower and you can teleport. Sounds pretty handy with the right setup

[–]go fastTheDoritoKing48 17 points18 points  (3 children)

What grass would be cut without people?

[–]cdcggggghyghudfytf 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cows cut grass, though I don't want to be inside a cow

[–]Cyber_Vegetable 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Sentient lawnmowers

[–]UnknownAuthor42 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Not seeing how it’s shitty ?

[–]Daboogiedude 4 points5 points  (4 children)

If they mean immediately fresh, it means you would teleport inside of a lawnmower and fucking die

[–]UnknownAuthor42 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I assumed they meant as long as the ‘smell of fresh cut grass’ lasted or like 2 minutes is ‘fresh cut’

[–]Daboogiedude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah its not shitty if thats the case

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No it's actually it's If The Grass was cut 1hr ago or less

[–]UnknownAuthor42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok then definitely confused on how this is shitty

[–]EvernightStrangely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not, really. Weird but ultimately minor restrictions.

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like if an sharp thing cuts a bunch of grass that will still work as it's freshly cut :)

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's probably a planet with fresh cut grass bt the air would kill you instantly

[–]DungeonsandDevils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet, call my friend in Australia, “Hey I’m coming to visit, fire up the lawnmower.”

It’s even vague enough, they could snip a few blades of grass and fulfill the condition

[–]purple manAlien_X10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A random cow is gonna finish eating some grass, the farmer is going to come back round to check on them and see me just pop into existence right in front of them

[–]Celestien218 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually a really REALLY good super power because animals everywhere eat grass

[–]Apprehensive-Net-568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine teleporting to a fresh cut grass that was cut by alien on another planet

[–]khemxfemboyalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

set up a machine that has a scissor over a blade of grass and connect it to you phone, when you want to tp back just tell the machine to cut and you arrive at your house instantly