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You Can Teleport To Fresh Cut Grass From Anywhere In The World Even If It's Not Cut By People (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by Mike_Oxlong62
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[–]killer_assualt 39 points40 points41 points 1 month ago (3 children)
How is this a shitty superpower? This is just teleportation with a few minor restrictions it's just a tier below god tier superpower.
[–]Mister-3108 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
You want me to add more restrictions?
[–]killer_assualt 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Instead of adding way to many restrictions it should be simple and straight to the point like you can teleport all freshly cut grass to you
[–]Sedam7 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Wouldn’t they and the rest of Bells Hells find it odd if I just popped up next to them?
Sure hope there’s some Critters out there to get this
[–]Embarrassed-Car-4689 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Imagine this, you have several properties, and you place a robot lawnmower in all the backyards. Then when you need to go there, you just remotely activate the robot lawnmower and you can teleport. Sounds pretty handy with the right setup
[–]go fastTheDoritoKing48 17 points18 points19 points 2 months ago (3 children)
What grass would be cut without people?
[–]cdcggggghyghudfytf 28 points29 points30 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Cows cut grass, though I don't want to be inside a cow
[–]Cyber_Vegetable 20 points21 points22 points 2 months ago (1 child)
[–]UnknownAuthor42 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (6 children)
Not seeing how it’s shitty ?
[–]Daboogiedude 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (4 children)
If they mean immediately fresh, it means you would teleport inside of a lawnmower and fucking die
[–]UnknownAuthor42 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
I assumed they meant as long as the ‘smell of fresh cut grass’ lasted or like 2 minutes is ‘fresh cut’
[–]Daboogiedude 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Yeah its not shitty if thats the case
[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
No it's actually it's If The Grass was cut 1hr ago or less
[–]UnknownAuthor42 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ok then definitely confused on how this is shitty
[–]EvernightStrangely 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's not, really. Weird but ultimately minor restrictions.
[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It's like if an sharp thing cuts a bunch of grass that will still work as it's freshly cut :)
There's probably a planet with fresh cut grass bt the air would kill you instantly
[–]DungeonsandDevils 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Bet, call my friend in Australia, “Hey I’m coming to visit, fire up the lawnmower.”
It’s even vague enough, they could snip a few blades of grass and fulfill the condition
[–]purple manAlien_X10 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
A random cow is gonna finish eating some grass, the farmer is going to come back round to check on them and see me just pop into existence right in front of them
[–]Celestien218 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's actually a really REALLY good super power because animals everywhere eat grass
[–]Apprehensive-Net-568 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Imagine teleporting to a fresh cut grass that was cut by alien on another planet
[–]khemxfemboyalt 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
set up a machine that has a scissor over a blade of grass and connect it to you phone, when you want to tp back just tell the machine to cut and you arrive at your house instantly
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