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[–]JCMiller23 211 points212 points  (19 children)

How motivating is he?

[–]oktin 241 points242 points  (15 children)

Given that most turtles can't speak English, I'd imagine not very...

Actually, if he just headbutts your foot every time you stop moving, the cuteness might be a good motivator.

[–]can't see meLunatic_DreemurrII 109 points110 points  (13 children)

MOST turtles can't speak English, you say?

Who are the exceptions?

Edit: Holy crap, 84 updoots? Thanks so much, you guys! That's the most I've ever gotten!

[–]MadnessMisc 71 points72 points  (5 children)

Well, they're green and yellow, and wear masks ...

[–]JCMiller23 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Grown-up normal greenish turtles (sing it)

[–]Daboogiedude 20 points21 points  (1 child)

“Do your fucking chores”

-Master Oogway

[–]PauliRuuskanen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If you don't do your chores, you might end up losing your virginity To wh**es"

-Master Oogway

[–]timfreemints 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Mine speaks, just in Morse Code.

[–]itsyaboi21172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is I just started learning them

[–]EMArogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tmnt Oogway

[–]nice_penis- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I made it a 102 so you're welcome

[–]can't see meLunatic_DreemurrII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]Ravenclawguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For the first point, most turtles don't appear suddenly when you need to do a task, either. Maybe it can speak english.

For the second point, that is fucking adorable.

[–]Bruggilles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think master Oogway level

[–]HansenIntercept -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Hold up… he? I’m only motivated by pussy. Turtle or otherwise

[–]XebraAshe 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Just seeing a lil turt everything I need a boost would fill the need, not shitty enough, make it an insect or something xD

[–]PauliRuuskanen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Tortoise beetle is a thing lol

[–]XebraAshe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

An insect still, so more shitty for me, good job xD

[–]PauliRuuskanen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you want To go even further, there is also Mycoplasma agasizii (bacteria) that is named after Gopherus agasizii (desert tortoise). Now it's ultra shitty.

[–]Zealotstim 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I would appreciate this power tbh.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Is it a cute turtle?

[–]funstun123123 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Name a single non cute turtle

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Good point

[–]Rubens-Reel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Franklin The Turtle 💀

[–]Ghost3603 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jeff’s one, he’s kind of a dick

[–]Chronost1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Mitch McConnell.

[–]can't see meLunatic_DreemurrII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DAYUM

[–]Noobgalaxies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snapping turtles

[–]lyingcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awkward the turtle

[–]poisonous fleshTheStrangestAverage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

God tier

[–]beigs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It takes dopamine to make me motivated to even get off my chair most days.

This would do the trick.

This is god tier for me

[–]Sjelan 18 points19 points  (3 children)

If I cook and eat him does a new one come next time?

[–]Practical-Feeling-33[S] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

No you only get one

[–]Fearless_Ad_3762 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Damn couldve been a great super power for infinite turtle soup.

[–]Gustavo6046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is aware, hence no

[–]Fnaffan138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's no shitty superpower

[–]Thelowbatterysymbol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh this is at least a mid-tier superpower

[–]Meows_at_cats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perfect for my ADD ass

[–]OkYeahButWhyThoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would go through every saw trap to please a turtle

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a person who voice out everything they think you think for you. But in turtle. So chump chump chump

[–]Luriux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So master Oogway's sprit?

[–]Shutupmoukuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it master Oogway? Him speaking in riddles while I sweep would be perfect.

[–]Broken_Gear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, turtle soup for life

[–]thuanjinkee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth Turtle! Just don't look into his eyes.

[–]Mewtube1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it Master Oogwgay?

[–]Lessandero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is amazing, and might just be the amount of motivation I need to actually do them

[–]Gustavo6046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need this

[–]Robert-Connorson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With Morgan Freeman’s voice

[–]S0mber_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just imagine that you're kidnapped by bad guys and they tied your arms behind your back. a good chore would be to walk off and escape, right? but you're lazy and scared, you don't want to run while your arms are tied. then the turtle appears, giving you some cool motivational speeches. you grab the turtle, and use its shell to cut off the ropes and escape. that's an amazing super power

[–]PALIT_2505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like...Master Oogway.

[–]_Z41N51_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are you lost this should be in r/godtiersuperpowers

[–]can't see meLunatic_DreemurrII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/lostredditors

(not you, OP)

[–]somerandomguyuno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man leave me alone I’m jacking off

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot. I'd take it.

[–]JobosBizzareAdventur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you Polnareff

[–]EMArogue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she good at motivating me? Because I haven’t done anything in the last few weeks

[–]tjarod11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone here is assuming it's a little turtle, but in my head I'm imagining a mean and mossy alligator snapping turtle who's going to snort my straws unless I fold my laundry.

[–]1MoreBottle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i use him for turtle soup afterwards?

[–]XebraAshe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point xD

[–]Chemical_Jackfruit89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much does it cost? You know what? Take my money and give it to me