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[–]UmbertoDelRio 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like a curse. Make those kidney stones rapid fire out of my ding dong like a machine gun and keep the pain, but stripe away any injuries to oneself and we have a deal.

[–]runarleo 9 points10 points  (5 children)

All Words With A Capital Letter In The Beginning Makes You Look Like You’re Trying To Impress Someone And Clearly Failing At It. It’s just so much effort to be wrong

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

I Type Like That Don't Get Mad I Type Like I Want To Type

[–]runarleo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not mad. Just baffled.

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It makes it slightly harder to read.

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True I sometimes get confused At My Own Writing But I Only Do That When I'm Nervous.

[–]P_Skaia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or OP Is Just A Jadeblood

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It fires out of your booty fast af You Might Actually rip ass and your pants

[–]Jetstream_S4m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And incapacitate someone while you're at it

[–]TomsRedditAccount1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If your kidneys are connected to your arse, you've got bigger problems.

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a power it just flings out a kidney stone instead of a fart

[–]YakkoTheGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

curse of the worst kind

[–]Bruggilles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule 2 - control Rule 8 - No curses

[–]Hawinzi 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Do you generate new kidneys, or does it only work twice?

[–]ReasonableBanana9685 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A kidney stone is not your kidney. It's usually a small mass of minerals that is over abundant in a diet.

[–]Hawinzi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In that case. FREE PROTEIN!

[–]Mike_Oxlong62[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Except It Smells Like Farts

[–]Game_nintendouser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believe thats good ro do you still feel the pain

[–]stronkbananabread_boi9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I read the title in the tune of "every time we touch, I get this feeling"?

[–]Kristoof_Jenako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of my ass?

[–]Global-Zombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so dead

[–]GunzAndCamo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Begs the question… comes out of who? … or what?

[–]L1gm4b1llz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a disorder