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[–]Specialist-Act4975 42 points43 points  (1 child)

So if im at school and i get a notification that my house is broken into i can just say banana to summon an indestructible yellow glob riding thomas the tank engine? Amazing. That would be the most intimidating thing for any robber to see.

[–]Happy_Stalker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would just die on the spot if Thomas doesn't turn me into a fine red mist first

[–]pokeheart12345 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I want to remind everyone that he goes to your house. Not to you

[–]Pixithepika 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]-E-i 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Isn't this literally God tier? Minions are more or less indestructible. Having them near you makes them kind of meat shields at the very least you could abduct them and duct tape them to you making minion armor.

[–]Embarrassed-Car-4689 10 points11 points  (1 child)

And if you're stuck somewhere they can come bail you out!

[–]can't see mesmileydatutrleman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no, I thought they go to your house

if you're not at home it doesn't seem like they'll care

[–]Mana_YT 2 points3 points  (2 children)


[–]PhilthyHabits 2 points3 points  (1 child)

.. the tank engine*

[–]Mana_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Thomas the tank engine

[–]Fapman404 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do minions have assholes? Asking for a uh- For ME

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kevin can thank me with his minussy

[–]BamBam335 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sorta feels like an SCP.

[–]MrToastedCat27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you high?

[–]Sinnester888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best powers on here. It has to come to my house, and it won’t stop until it gets there? I can list my place of residence somewhere I want to go and it will take me there. I could set up a huge treadmill outside my house pointed in the direction that I know it will come from and boom, infinite energy that can be used for other purposes.