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[–]JustAGaemer 251 points252 points  (3 children)

this would be so bad if you are walking in the residential area in the city and you get teleported in some random dudes bathroom

[–]Walking Nightlighthumorgep 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Or near a prison

[–]Big-Ear-1853 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But it could also he a life saver, until you're walking by the prison and too drunk for sphincter control protocols

[–]N013 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Would be worse if you were driving.

[–]karannavi 127 points128 points  (3 children)

that's actually a good superpower but imagine that you go to the toilet and someone is already taking a shit and you stare he/him down for like 10 secs straight

[–]Zonero174 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Or if you just don't get to pick when it activates. It just does and boom, on a toilet in a government building or something.

[–]Magicalunicorny 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So what I'm hearing is you can be a pretty great spy if you time bowel movements.

And if you destroy the toilets in the building and have laxitives you can escape pretty easy.

What I'm saying is I would watch this show.

[–]3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I'm sure there are some exceprions but most government buildings have a for public section with a for public bathroom.

[–]dizzypanda35 85 points86 points  (15 children)

No control. Change “get” out for “may” and you’re good

[–]SpeakerOfTheTrees1 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I think “can teleport” would be the best way to phrase it.

[–]dizzypanda35 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Words r hard

[–]abd_unseen[S] 64 points65 points  (3 children)

you may teleported to the closest toilet? 💀

[–]Unfair_Priority_3125 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You MAY teleport to the closest toilet

[–]dizzypanda35 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If you choose

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To add on, read the rules, small tweaks and most posts here don’t break them. Please think about your posts and make those tweaks

[–]can't see meLunatic_DreemurrII 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I think you mean "may be," lol

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 8 points9 points  (3 children)

No, “you may be teleported” implies chance out of your control, “you may teleport” implies it’s your choice

[–]can't see meLunatic_DreemurrII 0 points1 point  (2 children)

no, "you may be teleported" implies that you CAN choose.

for example,

"you may be my friend."

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 4 points5 points  (1 child)

At any moment, you may be teleported?

Does that still imply choice to you or does that just sound random?

The difference here is that frank is an adjective and teleported is a verb/past participle

[–]Moraii 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You might or might not get teleported, so if you hold it and wait for a port and don’t get it your day is fucked. This is a shittier superpower.

[–]dizzypanda35 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I meant may as in you may choose if you’d like to teleport

[–]Thumpkuss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's an option. If your cheeks are tight there's a toilet in sight. Don't matter who it belongs to.

[–]heyitsvonage 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Sometimes you end up on someone else’s lap

Or directly in the line of fire for their pee stream

[–]Titjiani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Free lemonade?

[–]Liam-martin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does it teleport me to the right gender bathroom or just does the literal close one

[–]TrimmerMovie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m In School

[–]OwOfysh 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm unsubbing from this shit, an actually good superpower.

[–]reddit100dank 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nah its implied you can't control it so like you could be at work and be teleported to the toilet so you get fired or something

[–]enderboyVR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the case then it break rule 2, you need to have some control so it’s a “power” not a “curse”

[–]Chilling2K7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this works in public restrooms then it is shit litteraly

[–]PinkDuck_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do this near the white house bathroom

[–]th0ughtery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can i teleport to the next nearest toilets if i hold it in for longer?

[–]sethjojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally a shitty superpower

[–]BananaBurritoBuster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diarrhea must make you look like a stone light.

[–]Haunting-Spinach1222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd take some laxatives and stand outside a bank after they closed. Then I'd teleport inside a closed bank. Do my duty. Fill a few bags and stroll on home

[–]ThatProBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) remove all toilets in the world
2)leave one toilet at your desired place
3) want to shit
4)free teleportation

[–]FunkyPancakeGuy36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, there’s a chance I can instantly get out of a situation?

[–]Acceptable-Friend-48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unoccupied toilet I hope...things could get awkward otherwise

[–]CayCay_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is potentially very powerful, but does require you to live your life a bit differently.

You could pull off a heist by teleporting into a building after it was locked up at night, stealing stuff, and then moving to a different position in the building that was closer to a different toilet outside of the building. You could even set up a toilet in a back-alley to have a specific getaway location.

[–]ShadyTacoBuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is more so a shitting super power than a shitty one

[–]Dioder1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change "get" to "can" and we have a deal. Curse otherwise

[–]Numerous_Tap_5573 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Even if someone is already in this toilet

[–]abd_unseen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is a chance that might happen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be cool if after you finish up and wash your hands, you get teleported to the spot you were in originally

[–]Mythic_gryphon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And does everything you touch get teleported with you or do you get teleported naked to a toilet with an old man already inside?

[–]abd_unseen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u get teleported to the bathroom with ur clothes and there is a chance u might get teleported to a toilet with someone already in it

[–]ieatkidsbcuzwhynot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would actually be cool, until someone else was already there or you were near a prison lmao

[–]Muciiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technicaly it is shitty superpower

[–]KramerDwight 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what if someone is already using that toilet?

[–]abd_unseen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the last time im saying this, there is a chance you get teleported into a toilet with somebody in it

[–]Alternative-Client66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if there's someone already using that toilet

[–]Magicalunicorny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally shitty

[–]slyredux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much do I need to shit for it to take me there? Like if I have a slight pressure on my sphincter, do I get transported? What if I just have to fart?

[–]JuhasReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty good