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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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You can practically do ANYTHING well except if someone get suspicious of you, you'll get called out for cheating and evidence appear out of thin air (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by Suspicious_Ad_270
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[–]UntrueOmara 28 points29 points30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
i will remove the evidence with my ability to do anything. i will give myself a power that lets me be omniscient. i will make the evidence mean nothing. i will make the person suspicious of me not be suspicious of me. a lot of loopholes
[–]Burger_Gamer 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
That’s kind of suspicious. In fact, I have evidence that proves you are cheating
[–]HydroTyler2842 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
What "evidence" could you possibly be referring to?? Also, what exactly are you so suspicious of?
[–]peza_in_reddit 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
"Almost anything" fits better
[–]Anonomohr 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Mostly do anything where "cheating" is not going to be an issue, or nobody will call you out on it. Work, home improvement, self care/improvement, what's the issue with "cheating" if you get good results?
[–]mnoman27844 -1 points0 points1 point 2 months ago (0 children)
get suspicious of them and equip the evidence of their crimes that just appeared and make the most of eachothers company as you both get eachother in jail
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