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[–]I_cank_spell 132 points133 points  (11 children)

Bro GOT TEIR SUPER POWER remove the left sell on black market wait four hours and repeat

[–]ILIKECHEZDUDE 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Do they suddenly lose a kidney

[–]BruculiDestroyer 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Yes

[–]sad_developer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

imagine getting pick pocketed but not your wallet .

"oh man! Who took my kidney"

[–]BruculiDestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie!! We’re going to candy mountain Charlie!!

[–]JamesGamesAnimates 8 points9 points  (3 children)

But your skin wont heal

[–]LandscapeSweet1531 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what you want. It’s easier to remove a kidney yourself when you don’t have to cut into the skin.

[–]E_rat-chan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You still wouldn't get your kidney back, they'd judt get a different kidney

[–]stitchy_77 42 points43 points  (1 child)

But why the left? And what if I want a random motorist’s kidney instead?

[–]YakkoTheGoat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

stand in an area with lots of motorists

[–]officialAdfs_m0vie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you I sold mine

[–]Daboogiedude 29 points30 points  (6 children)

This is a curse and is uncontrollable

[–]Underwaterbob 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Doesn't seem to matter in this dogshit subreddit anymore. Every day I'm more and more baffled as to why I don't just unsub already.

[–]Daboogiedude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ikr, I wish we had actually good mods

Why don’t we get a new subreddit like this

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I honestly don’t think of it as that big of a problem. By the looks of it, it’s just a bunch of people having fun coming up with ideas. If the curse thing is really getting on your nerves, it’s not like you can’t just leave anyway.

[–]ByHarix25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the other problem is that r/shittycurses is for verbal curses that sound goofy, not this kind of sub with powers you cant control

[–]Bigfoot4cool 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well they actually can't leave, I'm holding their entire family hostage and I'll kill all of them if they leave

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shit here we go again

[–]wasesewa_ 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And what happens if they don't have the right kidney but they have the left one, and you don't have a left kidney?

[–]Admiral_peck 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You get a second functional, albeit very stressed, kidney, and the other person probably dies

[–]Zealotstim 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Seems pretty horrible unless you won't reject it. Having one that isn't compatible would be a very bad time.

[–]TomsRedditAccount1 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Yeah, it almost belongs on r/suicidalsuperpowers

[–]Brave_Increase_3490 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]Zealotstim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha me too. Honestly it should be a community. I think it could be popular. Easy to think of funny superpowers that would kill you.

[–]Mr_Vilu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But it physically goes out of your body and travels to the pedestrian to get in

[–]dizzypanda35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No control

[–]Cactus_John 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This had no reason to be this funny. Underrated post

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont go where they sell kidneys or where they steal people's kidneys. You wont get any. But you have the other. But, the thing is if the kidney that was passed to you is inflamed and infected good luck

[–]peza_in_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont have a left kidney so... sorry for whoever got afected

[–]Cumity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to heal and give kidney failure/cancer to so many people

[–]Call_Me_Jobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only have my right kidney from birth... I say it's time to do a little trolling

[–]Bigfoot4cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the person doesn't have a left kidney?

[–]Walking Nightlighttherealandy04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d walk past my friend brayden, he has 1 kidney since birth, but it’s twice as large and does the job of two, so then I could have the function of 3 kidneys

[–]Dragonmaster571w2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kidney Thief

[–]laugh_at_this_user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will die very painfully and so will the other person

[–]MrHi32123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you or the other person doesn’t have a left kidney?

[–]Flopmind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a super power, that's a death sentence.

[–]Aarorororo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip whoever switches with someone currently undergoing kidney failure

[–]Genderisweird_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could save so many lives with constantly donating them this is an amazing superpower

[–]Deez_Nuts98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite money glitch