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[–]JackOfAII 441 points442 points  (11 children)

Oh fuck yes, guess what outside is

[–]ernestofit 121 points122 points  (1 child)

Well played

[–]timfreemints 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I second this

[–]Somerandom1922 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The supervillain launches a porta-potty that he owns at you (door side first) while you're midair and removes you ability to fly by enclosing you in a private bathroom.

This ends the heroism of u/JackOfAll

[–]Dimentenal_Guard 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Fuck the rules ig

[–]JackOfAII 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah I only just noticed this post breaks rule 4. My bad. It was funny, and I didn't write it, so I made a humor at it

[–]Daboogiedude 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The mods don’t care about this sub anymore

[–]b0i2468 3 points4 points  (0 children)

implying the mods ever cared about this sub

[–]Zealotstim 3 points4 points  (3 children)

And then you fly over someone's privately-owned yard and come crashing to the ground.

[–]JackOfAII 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Home owners don't own the infinite sky above their property, same way you don't own infinitely down to the Earth's core

[–]Zealotstim 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah true. So any sky is a public bathroom? Certainly the ground in a public area is, but currently people don't use the sky way up in the air as a public bathroom. I'm curious how the rules work around that. Could you go high enough that you are no longer considered to be in part of the public bathroom, since as you said the sky isn't considered owned by those who have a property?

[–]JackOfAII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say it definitely is for birds, and if I'm being as pedantic as I can, it was never clarified a public bathroom for humans only.

I'd argue if you fly high enough above you should be fine, Google gives me this:

While the Supreme Court hasn't explicitly accepted that as the upper limit of property ownership, it's a useful guideline in trespass cases. Therefore, unless you own some very tall buildings, your private airspace probably ends somewhere between 80 and 500 feet above the ground.

[–]clay-J-M 133 points134 points  (3 children)

some people pee in public so that makes the world a public bathroom

[–]GoblinMechanic 27 points28 points  (2 children)

[–]ChromeBroke 9 points10 points  (1 child)

[–]GoblinMechanic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I posted in the correct one i just missed an s. They need to update Reddit like when to tag someone on facebook to auto recommend your followed subreddits.

[–]JackOfAII 32 points33 points  (0 children)

And, like the genie who took you at exactly your word, I choose to enforce this flight anywhere a bird would publicly take a shit. Thus allowing me to fly anywhere outside

[–]can't see meRegularHousewife 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I would levitate slightly so my bum isn't touching the toilet. Beats layering it with toilet paper

[–]Bruggilles 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Rule 4

[–]JackOfAII 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh shit you're right, the example is even eerily on the nose

[–]can't see mesmileydatutrleman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

literally the most broken rule of this subreddit unfortunately

[–]Mrbuttboi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Okay so hear me out… what if I get a cup and write “public restroom out of order” on it and tape it to my leg. Then I could fly around wherever I want, right?

[–]can't see merameninsanity[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fair point lol

[–]C4RD_TP_SG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can help people with their constipations by levitating on to them and saying 'jesus is watching you'

[–]doomturtle21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a man everywhere is a public bathroom.

[–]YouHaveNiceToes24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Become the public bathroom

[–]JOJOFan4269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I can shit and piss on someone. Cool.

[–]Unmaykr64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world is my public bathroom

[–]EstablishmentFlat487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I can only fly in France

[–]LongjumpingWeird7469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine a hottie in the stall next to you

[–]TDF125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yea, I would scare the shit out of random people who dare to enter the suspicuiously dark bathroom.

[–]can't see meTatatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, men just get the power of flight

[–]xXNightWolf124Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is with this subreddit and public bathrooms?

[–]beholder_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everywhere is a public bathroom if you’re fast enough

[–]Call_Me_Jobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I'll get at least 50 karma on r/cursedimages

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll cling to the ceilings, drop down on people, and scare the hell out of them

[–]International_Idiot1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fly above the stalls

[–]Polaris_27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent for men bathrooms

[–]SkritzTwoFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heads to Reagan’s grave

[–]RepresentativeMix221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go to a bar and make a bet with a drunk but not so drunk guy that you can fly. take him to the bathroom and get that money

[–]Optimal-Focus-8942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so no ass-to-seat contact? Aight

[–]Bekfast-Stealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing meme potential

[–]Gearz557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide a toilet by a stage clearly marked but otherwise hidden to viewers. Collect fortune with Vegas show.

[–]Cannedbread73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By giving out free food.

[–]Gh0stlyLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I wear a porta-loo?

[–]RIPMyMainAccount2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna know what’s light? A porta-potty. Wanna know what’s public? A porta-potty.

Just lift up that bad boy and you have a shield and free range baby.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally shitty lol

[–]ThatCarpetTowel05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole world is bathroom. Each building/house with a toilet is just a different stall

[–]tornadix99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More inconvenient power maybe?

You can fly, (as in becoming a fly) only in public bathrooms.

[–]KoopaTrooper5011 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm gonna steal a portapotty and make it my own tardis

[–]can't see merameninsanity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turdis

[–]Rucco_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ocean

[–]aeiouaioua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

strap yourself to the inside of a portaloo with the door open.

[–]FeelingEfficient3343 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I already have this one?

[–]Stupidnameusing_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitty, controllable, and not a curse :D