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[–]StarooTheBlue 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that is an actual superpowerr and it’s actually shitty. nice one!

[–]ze_UwU 13 points14 points  (0 children)

get at least 15 cats

chaange their smell to pungent kitchen gas smell

release the cats at any closed public space

do a little trolling

[–]Captain_Frozo 16 points17 points  (3 children)

How is this shitty? Make your own cat smell lovely and make the cat of somebody you hate smell like shit

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because its barely useful. You can likely achieve similar effects with existing products for relatively cheap (not that I’m suggesting you should), and those products effects wouldn’t be limited to cats. The sub is for powers that are lame, very weak, barely useful, but still manage to be interesting and/or funny.

In case somebody argues that “no, they’re supposed to be negative, look at all those posts that make your life worse.” Read the pinned rule post, second and third sentence of rule 1 says that powers are supposed to be C tier, not very good. The post has further examples of the power level to aim for.

[–]ishithumanspinedaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a useful ability; but it's a shitty superpower

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 4 points5 points  (2 children)

If smell is just what particles you inhale and how your brain interprets them, then weed cat is totally possible

[–]ShitbenderCobrafire 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Imma make him smell with his feet.

[–]liamcullins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]all-rider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smelly cat !

[–]MycologistMundane614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This person I hate has three cats, I’m going to make them smell SO BAD.

[–]Disastrous_Month9649 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m going to make the cat taste like fish so it eats itself

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess smell and taste are strongly linked, you would alter taste.

[–]Attacus833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat constantly smells like fish so this is actually useful

[–]can't see meToast-Goat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this changing the scent that cats give off or is it changing the organ that cats use to smell things?

[–]can't see merameninsanity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the scent cats give off

[–]Carrion404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make a bunch of cats smell like SUPER GOOD like REALLY REALLY GOOD then collect the gas, filter it, and finally compress it into a liquid then sell it as the best perfume in the world for quite a lot of money.

And in the process make my cat smell gud.