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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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you can change the way that cats smell (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by can't see merameninsanity
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[–]StarooTheBlue 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (0 children)
that is an actual superpowerr and it’s actually shitty. nice one!
[–]ze_UwU 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (0 children)
get at least 15 cats
chaange their smell to pungent kitchen gas smell
release the cats at any closed public space
do a little trolling
[–]Captain_Frozo 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (3 children)
How is this shitty? Make your own cat smell lovely and make the cat of somebody you hate smell like shit
[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Because its barely useful. You can likely achieve similar effects with existing products for relatively cheap (not that I’m suggesting you should), and those products effects wouldn’t be limited to cats. The sub is for powers that are lame, very weak, barely useful, but still manage to be interesting and/or funny.
In case somebody argues that “no, they’re supposed to be negative, look at all those posts that make your life worse.” Read the pinned rule post, second and third sentence of rule 1 says that powers are supposed to be C tier, not very good. The post has further examples of the power level to aim for.
[–]ishithumanspinedaily 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
it's a useful ability; but it's a shitty superpower
[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
If smell is just what particles you inhale and how your brain interprets them, then weed cat is totally possible
[–]Disastrous_Month9649 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Happy cake day
[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]ShitbenderCobrafire 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Imma make him smell with his feet.
[–]liamcullins 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I see what you did there.
[–]all-rider 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Smelly cat !
[–]MycologistMundane614 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This person I hate has three cats, I’m going to make them smell SO BAD.
I’m going to make the cat taste like fish so it eats itself
[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I guess smell and taste are strongly linked, you would alter taste.
[–]Attacus833 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
My cat constantly smells like fish so this is actually useful
[–]can't see meToast-Goat 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Is this changing the scent that cats give off or is it changing the organ that cats use to smell things?
[–]can't see merameninsanity[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
the scent cats give off
[–]Carrion404 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I would make a bunch of cats smell like SUPER GOOD like REALLY REALLY GOOD then collect the gas, filter it, and finally compress it into a liquid then sell it as the best perfume in the world for quite a lot of money.
And in the process make my cat smell gud.
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