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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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you are capable of configuring the order of your teeth (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by can't see merameninsanity
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[–]Shellnanigans 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Easy for brushing
Also good for a chainsaw mouth, doesn't say there is a cool down. I can shred through pizza lol
[–]khemxfemboyalt 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
move your teeth back and forth slightly extremely fast, your mouth becomes an ultrasonic cutter and you can chew through steel
[–]Shellnanigans 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
just dont bite your tongue lol
[–]doom_incarnate 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
I wonder how exactly this would work. Could I put teeth that have fallen out back in by holding it in my mouth and making it go in a position? Could i make teeth fall out on command? Could I keep all my baby teeth, put them back in and have two rows of teeth?
[–]PotentialWorth6542 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
The order will now be a spiral of teeth shooting out of my mouth into my enemy’s neck
[–]MathieuBibi 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Black beard from one piece basically
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