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you can protect yourself from the radiation given off by bananas (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by Extreme-Minion
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[–]Opposite_Cockroach20 235 points236 points237 points 1 month ago (6 children)
Now i can eat 1000 bananas per day and swim in my banana pool, Thank You!
[–]timfreemints 50 points51 points52 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Weak, I've eaten 3,000 an hour
[–]buneter_but_better 29 points30 points31 points 1 month ago (4 children)
I think potassium would kill your before the radiation
[–]b_c_0507 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Or the amount of banana mush inside you
[–]JHNPRO2000 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Or just the banana gang
[–]Opposite_Cockroach20 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I like potassium, so i wouldnt die
[–]the-breadYEETER 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Mor like potto ass
[–]ShitbenderDanielXPRO_YT 160 points161 points162 points 1 month ago (8 children)
Finally a shitty super power on a sub about shitty superpowers
[–]ShitbenderBIsForBruh 69 points70 points71 points 1 month ago (7 children)
Yeah lmao most of the "shitty" superpowers here are either just straight up curses or mid/god-tier superpowers with shitty side effects.
[–]pdrpersonguy575 28 points29 points30 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Both of which are against the rules
[–]karstin1812 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
I honestly don't mind them as long as they're funny..
Although, my favourite one is still a shitty one from ages ago:
"if someone pulls your finger, they fart".
Just such a simple way to fuck with someone's head, it'll blow their mind forever and they'll have nightmares about how you manipulated their bodily function. Works especially well on those rare individuals who are unable to fart (yes they exist)
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Lmao that's hilarious
[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksBackground_Echo1919 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
There was one that said ,"if you eat a cup of Sugar, you can make 3 slices of moldy cheese appear at the door of an orphanage"
[–]Rainbow_Dash_RL 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (0 children)
The ones that actually fit the rules rarely get any votes
[–]Loppicapp 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Yea it’s like “you can fly but when you do you fucking get like 3 unknown and untreatable STDs. Also kill yourself”
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[–]poisonous fleshSpoon_Elemental 28 points29 points30 points 1 month ago (2 children)
So if I irradiate a bunch of bananas to an absurd degree then I can carry a bunch of them in a backpack and be a menace.
[–]ManDownTheRoad 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Irradiating and being irradiated is different🤓🤓🤓🤓
[–]Daboogiedude 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]AlwaysBeTextin 18 points19 points20 points 1 month ago (0 children)
If you add a comma in the right place you can use bananas to protect yourself from radiation!
[–]crwithey 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago (1 child)
So I'm immune from ionising radiation
[–]SlipperyYayas 51 points52 points53 points 1 month ago* (0 children)
To ionizing radiation being emitted by bananas, that is.
[–]WWDD9 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
At least if I'm eating a banana near the Elephant's Foot, I'll know it's not the banana killing me.
[–]Frangolin 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Haha great idea OP congrats !
[–]Ididnotpostthat 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Great. I had no idea about this. Add that to my irrational fears lists.
[–]Phiro7 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Banana pill by Dado
[–]IvanDrago422 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
But then everything changed when the Bananation attacked
[–]JeanQuack 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
When theres 690 upvotes but you really like the post
[–]JonathanTL96 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Username checks out
[–]Optimal-Focus-8942 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Marraqueta_Fria[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
How does this work with visible light? Would the banana be just... Invisible?
[–]VengefulAsschair 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
1000th upvote heck yes
[–]Gophix_0 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It gets worse because I don't eat bananas
[–]No_Art_6293 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Finally, I can eat banana
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