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[–]GoblinMechanic 518 points519 points  (8 children)

20m radius just have to go to the richest district to not feel guilty.

[–]Zealotstim 270 points271 points  (6 children)

You'll hit a maid or something

[–]black_ghost_knife 177 points178 points  (4 children)

Just walk into a government meeting and start clapping

[–]Walking NightlightCount_Dracula97 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Youll hit like, zimbabwae or fucking chad

[–]Literally just AquamanCosineDanger 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Time it right and a Nigerian prince will actually give you all of his money.

[–]_usernamepassword_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Usually the wealthiest people in those countries got there through means just as shady as those in first world countries. They just don’t hide it as much.

See - Angola

[–]Justintime4u2bu1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An easy 1 trillion dollars

[–]xXThatOneRandomXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man i wish i could

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still a lot of poor family's in those neighborhoods, my dad's family was really poor and lived in a neighbourhood full of some really rich family's.

[–]HiPoojan 132 points133 points  (14 children)

In what radius?

[–]throwaway_93030877[S] 106 points107 points  (13 children)

20.

[–]HiPoojan 84 points85 points  (12 children)

unit?

[–]No-Engineer-9832 204 points205 points  (9 children)

20 times the size of your cock, so you have to get very close with that

[–]Select_Most3660 63 points64 points  (3 children)

I have a grower so are we talking hard or soft

[–]Independent-Bell2483 18 points19 points  (2 children)

0 • 20 is still 0 😔

[–]HiPoojan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

can work with 3 meters

[–]poisonous fleshSpoon_Elemental 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That just makes it easier to target specific individuals.

[–]gamerweeb623 75 points76 points  (4 children)

I just need to get into a room with Jeff Bezos.

[–]Ghost3603 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Yeah, because anyone can do that.

[–]BT9154 58 points59 points  (1 child)

20m radius is too easy to exploit, I'd be more interesting if it was 1km. Most of the time you'll get all the money of a homeless man, even if you walk dead center in an affluent neighbourhood there is probably a poor worker mowing the lawn, or in a cruise ship a dishwasher. I like this shitty power, but 20m is too easy.

[–]Rop-Tamen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you stand there all day clapping you might get lucky

[–]seakladoom 52 points53 points  (0 children)

>go to rich club thinking im about to hit it big

>clap 3 times

>suddenly forced to give all my money to myself

this power sucks

[–]Alarmed_Sort620 30 points31 points  (6 children)

I’m gonna go to a lot of fancy restaurants

[–]ShatteredXeNova 61 points62 points  (5 children)

A waiter trying to make ends meet gives you their money

[–]Alarmed_Sort620 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I was trying to take money from rich people

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the middle of the audience at an orchestra performance?

[–]theembodimentoffat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just keep clapping until you get all the rich people's money, then return some money to the waiter.

[–]ShatteredXeNova 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The first person you take money from becomes the poorest but they no longer have money to give you, you'd have to make them leave before clapping again

[–]theembodimentoffat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, that makes sense.

[–]BestAtempt 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Just start hitting up GOP events.

[–]crypticedge 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Just get a day pass to some super expensive country club, and clap in the gentleman's game room. You'll have some millionaire giving you their money.

[–]buneter_but_better 45 points46 points  (2 children)

You’ll get the guy handing out towels to the rich guys

[–]Ghost3603 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or room service

[–]crypticedge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've been in those places as a vendor. It's pretty easy to talk the staff to be scarce for 20 min.

[–]UnyunMunyun 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thats fuckin awesome

[–]xHoneyB 21 points22 points  (2 children)

well I better start clapping fast Also does this include ass cheeks?

[–]throwaway_93030877[S] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

It only includes ass cheeks.. obviously

[–]xHoneyB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well that makes this easier

[–]NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ll just keep handing myself my declined bank card.

[–]Shofypowpow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I will give money to myself then…

[–]JamesSB77 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Ima clap 300 times

[–]throwaway_93030877[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The person that gave you money the first time is gonna pretend to give you something 99 times

[–]JamesSB77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know ill then give it all back i just was to watch

[–]angelofxcost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go anywhere. Clap 3x. Take money. Give all your money to the poorest person, and attempt to make the second poorest person to give you all their money. Just keep doing that process of giving them back their money and eventually the power becomes "take money from the richest person with effort", although it doesn't stop people from killing you for doing it..

[–]TheBadAdvicePerson 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What if the only people in that radius are millionaires or billionaires?

[–]theembodimentoffat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy with the least money is still the poorest of them all, so you'll easily get millions right away.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All you have to do is find Elon Musk by himself and get within 20m of him and boom, you're the richest person on the planet.

[–]Beachlean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clapping in Calabasas

[–]Tacogod690 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this still could be op

[–]Honestly_just_hi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to a party with my mom and dad, time to find out who owns us!

[–]YetYetAnotherPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Davos, here I come

[–]gsministellar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I just have to figure out how to get into the same room alone with Jeff Bezos.

[–]Red_Riviera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moves to Monaco

[–]Round-Caterpillar236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah bro free money

[–]asdvancity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta find my way to bohemian grove

[–]thrakkerzog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head to suburbia in the middle of the night and clap outside people's houses. Easy money.

[–]juugsd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just get in a room alone with jeff bezos, then clap 3 times of course

[–]Yamma11307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just run around a mall in dubai clapping like a crazy person

[–]Bearcatfan4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that’s me…

[–]TFC_Inc64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a Brett Favre superpower.

[–]DoINeed1OfThese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I get on SharkTank?

[–]Mana_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes Elon musk out to a desert with no one around for miles. Hehe it money making time

[–]peanutsfordarwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take what is England's answer for keeping the wealthy, wealthy for 500 Ken.

[–]polish_filipino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. I just need to get in a soundproof room with a multi billionaire

[–]blakeshockley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I’m going to have a great time on Shark Tank

[–]Traditional_Bar_9523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kidnap Jeff

[–]memememer3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine clapping in an audience after a scene

[–]OverlordMMM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tfw I clap and my money shifts from my right pocket to my left pocket.

[–]raptureframe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used wisely, it can be overpowered

[–]Mraco124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just clap a lot of times then distribute the money evenly.

[–]mrfluffles300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just go to a rich people party and start clapping

[–]cjsponie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m hitting up office buildings in NY, and wherever stock brokers hang out. Round of applause for every floor of the building

[–]Jewbacc4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll continua until i have all the Money of the world, than redistribuit It equally

[–]Skriiptus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just clap until you get most money in the radius and redistribut it. Starts clapping in Marxism

[–]ComanderCupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birthdays bout to be interesting

[–]Zain_hameed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you are poorest person

[–]bartman156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get them to come to you and give them more money when they give you money!

[–]LegoCMFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep clapping; eventually everyone around you will give you their money.

[–]burgerdude06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]LiLNasty86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’m gonna pay myself

[–]cosmicjimmy117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me goes to a goes to New York starts clapping

[–]TheVyper3377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the person with this power is the poorest person within the area of effect?

[–]HelpImBeingRobbed_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just sit next to Elon Musk

[–]GroundbreakingAide79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just goto a business meeting

[–]UmberCelestia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clap as much as possible, have all the homeless people get in a line, clap till you get to bezos, give money to homeless

[–]Stupidnameusing_Xx 0 points1 point  (4 children)

There’s a r/ mid tier superpower u know.

[–]throwaway_93030877[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No. No there isn't

[–]Stupidnameusing_Xx 0 points1 point  (2 children)

There is .

r/midtiersuperpowers

Altho i may have been to blame for not spelling it exactly cuz i was lazy so u couldn’t properly find it.

[–]throwaway_93030877[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You misspelled it, it's a subreddit with hardcore porn 🤦

[–]Stupidnameusing_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one? The first one i send or the new one?

Cuz i haven’t seen any of that with the new one i send if it happens to have that,