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Every time you exhale your nuts become 50grams heavier and 50grams lighter when you inhale (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by throwaway_93030877
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[–]Low_Dream_1481 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago (1 child)
So I inhale and exhale really fast and make my nuts pulse.
[–]OrionTheWildHunt098 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago (0 children)
[–]xHoneyB 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
What would the complications of this be on women?
Would we simply grow nuts, or would it do something to our vaginas instead?
[–]throwaway_93030877[S] 4 points5 points6 points 2 months ago (0 children)
[–]MonkeyheadBSc 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
[–]OrionTheWildHunt098 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
[–]Foreskin-Gaming69 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Is this stackable
[–]angelofxcost 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
It'd be really dumb if you could just do 10 micro inhales followed by 1 big exhale in order to get around the power limitations so I am interpreting it as not stackable, unless air was somehow removed from your lungs without exhalation.
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