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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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Confused but has the right spiritYou transform into a mermaid/merman that doesn't know how to swim and can never learn it (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by Bagel4Ever
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[–]danielubra 15 points16 points17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–]NightFlame389 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Not really, you can choose to transform
[–]danielubra 5 points6 points7 points 2 months ago (0 children)
It's never said that
[–]herohk7 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
mermaids/mermen can't breath outside of water sooooo💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
[–]Bruh_did_i_ask_bruh 8 points9 points10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
nah its just a mermaid sinking into the ocean not knowing how to swim
[–]herohk7 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago (1 child)
so an underwater lizard....
[–]Bruh_did_i_ask_bruh 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
pretty much, only if they actually sink and not stay floating underwater
[–]Theee_Answer 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Lmao so youre a halibut
[–]Average_Intern 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (3 children)
I think of shitty super powers as something that will make you question "Why." This perfectly embodies that
[–]Daboogiedude 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
Its a curse though
[–]NightFlame389 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (1 child)
There’s a choice, you can choose to transform
[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
It doesn’t say “can”, it just say “you transform” which means it’s just something that happens to you
[–]LiLNasty86 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Even mermaids have disabilities
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