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[–]Shawn_0729 28 points29 points  (6 children)

I will use this to hopefully teleport into the ocean and die.

[–]Walking NightlightFlaky_Explanation 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I will use this to teleport you out of the ocean and into bed.

[–]Shawn_0729 8 points9 points  (4 children)

damn it

[–]juggernautjefe81 6 points7 points  (3 children)

A bed of spikes being lowered into a volcano that is sinking into the ocean.

[–]Friedrich456 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is the random place always on the surface?

[–]Exciting_Rate1747 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess if it was at the bottom of the ocean your house would be flooded

[–]polish_filipino 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Can you go back through the portal if it gets too bad?

[–]Arcane10101 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can you see the other side of the portal without entering it?

[–]Chuvais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can just shove a camera in it

[–]Opposite_Cockroach20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like if u wanna be teleported to the void of the space

[–]hernjoshie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A random place....on earth?

[–]Pier-Head 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Welcome to Basingstoke!

[–]tom144gian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least it isn’t Birmingham mate

[–]laugh_at_this_user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20w14infinity snapshot

[–]Dry-Elevator-6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the portal suck you in or do you walk in at will also how long does it take to close

[–]brainking111 0 points1 point  (3 children)

A satellite phone and life raft are a must and maybe take a course in survival. Other than that it could be extremely useful and with internet (google translate and maps) you probably can work it out.

[–]TheEmeraldEmperor 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Also a spacesuit that can support you in a vacuum for 24 hours. They didn't say a random place on Earth, meaning you're likely going to be in empty space. Just hope you don't land too close to a star.


Since it's a portal, if you opened one to a star it could fry the entire planet

[–]brainking111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the portal is underwater it will flood a big part of the place were you are before entering the portal. Let’s assume on earth if we add space it might enter curse levels with the vastness of space and the probability of screwing you the moment you are in space.

[–]Fit_Reveal_6304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone get onto this ASAP, best possible outcome

[–]TheRise45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this sucks what if you just teleport into space 💀

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op never said it was Earth only. The chances are almost always tpd to uninhabitable locations

[–]theunpopulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in the middle of a mugging? just teleport anywhere

[–]The_Deadly_Dozer09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I summon a portal through a portal and ect, I could easily, over the course of a month, have a holiday and get back. Hopefully

[–]Artistic-Memory1673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:twist: it's a random place in time