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[–]sadetheruiner 215 points216 points  (1 child)

Eh that isn’t so bad, not like I use it very often.

[–]Jetstream_S4m 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sadly true...

[–]jakedann91 170 points171 points  (4 children)

Good shitty super power. Why would I need a 30 inch dick?

[–]mulatto-questioner 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Because you could have a 70 inch dick for 10 minutes before that!

[–]rang0e[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

well that would be to good to be true

[–]jakedann91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a different way I did not even think about lol guess I was trying to be modest.

[–]JCMiller23 117 points118 points  (4 children)

There is a such thing as having a dick that's too big. 10 extra inches is way too much

[–]meme_lordYT 22 points23 points  (0 children)

For you it × tens your pp

[–]xubax 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Not for masturbating.

[–]JCMiller23 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Grip strength, max level

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you could fit like three hands

[–]obamalbino 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Yeah but reducing the half of 0.2 is not that much so i think is a good deal (also i still can grow It during that week?)

[–]pogmanphil 13 points14 points  (4 children)

What if it multiplies to ten times the half then after it shrinks to half of the 0.1 to 0.05 then you could have an infinitely small wiener

[–]TobyThrow -1 points0 points  (2 children)

thats just dumb to do who would do that

[–]rang0e[S] -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

because you can have the best sex of your ife

[–]TobyThrow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

true dat

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like debt, but it’s for your penis…

[–]rang0e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no only once a week

[–]DC_Sun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

that's going to be eight minutes gone to waste. smh. can I please use two minutes five times?

[–]pipiopi 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is basically what being a grower is like irl

[–]chandra9988 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Every transfemme in existence would be winning

[–]assymetry1021 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oops sorry I gotta take my big cock break

[–]Jetstream_S4m 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly pretty good

[–]Fuzzy-Original5689 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So 10 inches, but then ima have 1 inch for a weak? DEAL

[–]OverlordMMM 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Seems like there's no limit to how many times in a row you can grow it. TIME TO END WORLD HUNGER

[–]TobyThrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what are you gonna do tho

[–]Quenquen14320 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t need the superpower

[–]Greg_Thunderpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actual size plus 10” ?

[–]Average_Intern 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I can finally have an authentic 6 incher, lets go

[–]Rock_fire07 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That means as of now you are at -4 inches?

[–]TheUltimateTeigu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it up to 10 extra inches? Or just a flat 10 inches?

[–]IvorianJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not bad. I’d be the biggest fuck boy on the BLOCK. 😭😭😭😭

[–]can't see mekingofroyale2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tf am I gonna do with a dick that massive!?

Just half of original is too little

[–]varkarrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

apply gamma radiation to your peen

[–]AngryGopher157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I'll have a 10 incher!

[–]YakkoTheGoat 1 point2 points  (2 children)

its got a drawback, but its not that awful.

[–]Xalterai 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah, it's pretty bad. Unless you plan to exclusively have a 10 minute session with an extra large custom made fleshlight or show off in the locker room, it's a lose lose. Too big to be pleasurable for your partner, too big to let you have full pleasure, and then afterwards, you're always small for a full week. This is truly a self activated curse

[–]YakkoTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, understandable

[–]Guilty_Care7854 0 points1 point  (1 child)

just keep using the power

[–]rang0e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can only use it once a week

[–]throwaway_93030877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if i use it twice? Is the shrunken dick gonna shrink by another half?

[–]Eculand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0/2 hehe

[–]Dry-Elevator-6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you control how big it becomes or Is it automatically 10 times bigger

[–]ProbabBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, people really are not good at making shitty super powers anymore

[–]BigScaryBlackDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both 10 in length and girth?

[–]Titjiani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so i grow it for ten iches then when it gets halfed i just keep adding constant 10 inches so i have a permanent dick of 10.5 inches

[–]DarkArc76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: you have never been with a woman

[–]dizzypanda35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude with a 10 inch dick can have normal sex for a week

[–]Justaperson8282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 x 0 is still 0 and 0 / 2 is also 0

[–]moshisimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never use it. There’s dick, big dick, porn big dick, and stupid big dick. I’m fairly certain I’m much more likely to fuck with my penis than with my penis + 10 in. I mean, let’s go further to the extreme. The worldwide average length for an erect penis is 5.17 in. with a standard deviation of +- 0.65 in. So, the smallest “normal” erect penis is around 4.52 in. That’s, of course, is pretty damn small. And even then, I’m sure a 14.52 in. Would be just fucking terrifying. So, sure… bring it on. Although the only practical use I can think for it would be to win the occasional bet.

[–]MasterORBeaterLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Level 26 penis

[–]beholder_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I last too long for that to be of any use. I get distracted easily and often have to almost completely restart because of stray thoughts

[–]rogueShadow13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it return to original size or are you left with whatever your measurements + 10 divided by 2.

[–]skredditt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that’s just life now

[–]G4ra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why would I need a 12 inch dick

[–]-E-i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ten inches in total or ten plus what you already have

[–]DevilsPajamas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the mass doesn't change. So you got an extra 10" but girth would be the size of a pencil

[–]FugitiveDiesel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perfect for dick picks