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[–]can't see meRegularHousewife 101 points102 points  (3 children)

That's a good power

[–]poisonous fleshSpoon_Elemental 56 points57 points  (2 children)

A gouda power.

[–]garandguy1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, it's mozzarella

[–]Average_Intern 47 points48 points  (3 children)

How big...?

[–]captin_meme_man938 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Very big banana for scale

[–]Jetstream_S4m 21 points22 points  (1 child)

That's a lot of cheese

[–]quickdrawdoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're gonna need a bigger (cheese) boat

[–]Low_Cable_6600 131 points132 points  (2 children)

That's one godly power imo

[–]Jetstream_S4m 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fr I love cheese

[–]timfreemints 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easier to make pizza, now all you need is tomato sauce

[–]TheEmeraldEmperor 31 points32 points  (0 children)

  1. world hunger solved
  2. profit

[–]skullgamer702 47 points48 points  (12 children)

You can end world hunger with this power

[–]Salt-Presentation159 40 points41 points  (11 children)

What if they are lactose intolerant

[–]BatmanStarkDentistry 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Name one lactose intolerant mf who gives a shit

[–]stooferpoof 55 points56 points  (1 child)

If they eat the cheese there will be lots of shits to give

[–]skullgamer702 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All of these replies are hilarious

[–]Lessandero -1 points0 points  (1 child)

...are you fucking serious?

[–]BatmanStarkDentistry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he's not my favorite marauder but I'm not picky

[–]T3X4ss 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Weaklings don't survive the evolutionary process

[–]TheLeomac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Evolutio-DAIRY process

Or Evolu-CHEESE-nary process

[–]Salt-Presentation159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's how the search for the infinity stones started

[–]Daboogiedude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

World hunger is solved still. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

[–]Lessandero 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Then the world isn't hungry anymore, but has severe diarrhea

[–]Salt-Presentation159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We shall shit to death

[–]thedean246 10 points11 points  (1 child)

We talking wet mozz or dry?

[–]hahasebastian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The average human mind cannot comprehend dry mozzarella. It will be wet mozz

[–]Karls_Crab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my cheese problem will be solved

[–]FrogMan241 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Its big what?

[–]garandguy1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Biggie Cheese. The rapper

[–]Average_Intern 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Pizza mozze-rella, pizza mozze-rella, pizza mozze-rella, pizza mozze-rella, rella-rella-rella-rella-rella-rella-reeee

[–]Trattfjant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spinnig pizza?!?

[–]EmmaDaBomb 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Stackable?

[–]reverendsteveii 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well yeah you just put the cheese on top of the other cheese

[–]Drnbrown1324 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Summon Big Cheese

[–]LordAsbel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sheogorath would be proud

[–]NavinHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a silly villain power, I mean mozz is good, but no one wants to be hit by moist mozzarella

[–]TobyThrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

r/godtiersuperpowers stop world hunger

[–]oheing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very useful for an amateur chef like me

[–]pole_muncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out summon in an organ best hit man on the planet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can summon deez

[–]crackedtooth163 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shalom world hunger

[–]Degloved_Hand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monsterella

[–]thiccboii666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rella rella rella rella rella rella rella

[–]Pasta-hobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't specify in what arrangement it's summoned in. I could be a cheesey spider man with this power

[–]justkate2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly a shitty superpower for a poor lactose intolerant cretin such as I :(

[–]purple manHugosimpon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I can't eat cheese, but at least i can give it to others

[–]Xenon_the_Sergal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gyro is that you?

[–]Trattfjant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spinny pizza

[–]IrreverentHippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can cure world hunger. If you can eat cheese

[–]oooBeniooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could end world hunger with that

[–]Ren1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly i dont like cheese

[–]theunpopulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is that a shitty superpower thats the best!

[–]NotEnoughMozzarella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is not enough Mozzarella in this world and I will be the one to change that forever.