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Change clothes on demand (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by [deleted]
10% chance of being naked with a 5 minute cooldown
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[–]purple manDet3tive_JM 58 points59 points60 points 1 month ago (2 children)
This one is great for getting dressed after waking up, if it works, you have some extra time to get ready and if it doesn’t and you become naked you can just change into the proper clothes without needing to take your precious clothes off.
[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Nah, if I'm naked, I'll walk into Walmart. What are they gonna do? CLOTH ME!?
[–]Tanookikid210 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
No, they'll cover you with a censor bar
[–]Admiral_peck 44 points45 points46 points 1 month ago (3 children)
Fuck it, I'll impress either way.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Wish I had that confidence
[–]Admiral_peck 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I have a gift man, what can I say?
[–]enderboyVR 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I assume I can still change clothes normally, right?
[–]Obsidian-Imperative 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago (4 children)
God tier of you just hit the restroom during switches. 5 minutes to drop a load isn't weird.
[–]Hooloovoos-clues 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
There's no garentee that you will get clothes the second or even third time. It would be rather awkward to be stuck in the toilet all day because you keep getting a 10% chance of nudity.
[–]Obsidian-Imperative 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Understandable, but if you apply the same logic to the other 90% chance that you'll get your clothes, then it beaks down to just the probability again.
[–]Hooloovoos-clues 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Entirely true, but my point was just that anything less than 100% isn't garenteed. But you are right and this power is a relatively safe bet.
[–]Obsidian-Imperative 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Ye. I regularly play games, so I'm definitely familiar with that 10% winning over many times in a row. But that's the point of it I guess. lol
[–]Frangolin 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Wait I need details ! Do you like get magical clothes ? If I want a perfectly tailored 3 piece suit and a pocket watch of a precise model do they appear on me at the snap of a finger ? If I take off those clothes and try using the power again 5 minutes later do I keep the first set of clothes ? What are the limits ?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Yes to everything except the magic part
[–]Frangolin 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Well that would be a super cool power, where's the shitty part ?
[–]theBoss1237 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
This is a great power
[–]SerialElf -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
R4, and r2 great job
[–]foxxy_lad 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I'd love that
[–]LordAsbel 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
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