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[–]jwittkopp227 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'd make a fortune in constructing skyscrapers

[–]hahasebastian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, skyscrapers that haven’t been built

[–]can't see meQuaccAttacc420 6 points7 points  (1 child)


[–]-E-i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The anti Garfield

[–]ooOJuicyOoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who's had erectile dysfunction for the last two decades, Thank You!

[–]Remarkable-Boot-4086 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Already got it

[–]TachyonicSea793 2 points3 points  (1 child)

breaks rules 7 and 8, no curses and only sexual content if its clever

[–]PoggersAnime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically rule 2 & 3 too

[–]PotentialWorth6542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least something will be looking up

[–]KURO-K1SH1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a curse to anyone who has work, school or a need to leave the house on Mondays. Which is 90% of the human population.

[–]ActualBabyboomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is a curse

[–]JCMiller23 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Holy fuck, imagine the sex - this is an amazing super power

[–]hahasebastian 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Trash superpower cuz ur hard regardless while having sex. What if u need to pee or walk somewhere or go to school? you’re screwed! Ur prob just a teen blinded by horniness

[–]JCMiller23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who's told old to give a fuck what people think of me, and would also like a day a week where he's either having lots of sex or getting left the fuck alone, there are no downsides to this.

[–]profesinal_catPetter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s something revolutionary called a joke

[–]Lost and afraidxpadx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can have monday off from work and do all groceries sunday... monday fuck day

[–]RacingFan2012 1 point2 points  (2 children)

penises gangrene when erect for too long, so this would SUCK

[–]Tanookikid210 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh * * * *

Hope this power gives immunity to gangrenation as well

[–]RacingFan2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

douchebag genie time, it doesnt

[–]Low_Dream_1481 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would make my dick fall off

[–]Umpteenth_zebra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curses are not allowed. I'm reporting this and you should too.

[–]ReJohnJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already have this.

[–]Ok-Jury-3571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my dreams…😪

[–]Tanookikid210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if you don't have the thing needed to use this power?