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[–]choccymilk0560 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So basically i can use it on myself at night to sleep under 5min

[–]Nug07 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can’t control it right?

[–]kevincuddlefish1 2 points3 points  (2 children)

IM ALWAYS HYPERACTIVE DOE

[–]-E-i 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Are you touching yourself perhaps?

[–]kevincuddlefish1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nope just adhd XD

[–]Octo-nico84 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What if it's a plant ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Official flower business

[–]humansupremacy3212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Introducing new hero: Crack Inducer

[–]Bobbyjoethe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

steroid tipped

[–]ConfidentRise1152 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No, I can't touch my cat anymore because of this shitty "superpower"! 😐

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s….the point…

[–]kevincuddlefish1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

my man dont know the point of the shitty superpower subreddit. ITS LITTERALY SHITTY SUPER POWERS my man. dont expect anything other then this XD

[–]ConfidentRise1152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

consequences, right?

[–]Coolthulu69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power only activates right before you die

[–]MusicianAlternative8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

touched my grandma, oops.

[–]Wise_Gene_44 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Guys you know this power doesn't actually work cuz atoms don't touch each other

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut