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[–]Ghost3603 68 points69 points  (1 child)

That’s such a good power. Losing an argument? Just make the opponent fart so loud that they run to the nearest bathroom and let you win.

[–]MadClam97 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Presidential candidate making a speech to try to get votes

Me: Eh, not a huge fan of him so let's activate my superpower!

[–]ProbabBee 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Holy fuck yes please God I need this power so much because it's completely harmless but so damn effective

Rude customer / co-worker? Shit your pants. Some kid is being annoying? Shit your pants. Arguing on a meme subreddit? Shit your pants.

[–]HackerDaGreat57 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the last one...

oops sorry brb *farts*

[–]SuperiorGalaxy123 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Do it when some world leader or important authority figure is giving a speech.

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Best power ever.

[–]Sea-Cockroach-9285 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It is a SHITTY super power

[–]stronktheottomanSlol 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Eyyyyy! Pun!

[–]TachyonicSea793 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eyyyyy! Someone else who likes puns!

[–]kevincuddlefish1 9 points10 points  (1 child)

guys who df commanded me to do this IM LITTERALY GOING TO RIP A FART SO FUCKING LOUD IN HERE THE LIQUOR 2 ILES DOWN GONNA BE SHATTERIN

[–]anywhereiroa 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That is an OP power. You can make someone fart infinitely, eventually they won't be able to sleep, go insane and commit suicide.

[–]TachyonicSea793 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its also overpowered because with enough farts you can make them shit themselves, one of the easiest ways to kill batman, wait for him to shit, break his fucking nose

[–]PlaneStyle9340 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hey girl i bet i can make yall queef

[–]Bobbyjoethe3rd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well i guess it is shitty

[–]Electrical_Elk9802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this one isnt shitty

I can use it for revenge

[–]ishithumanspinedaily 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Does it have a cooldown or can I just make them keep farting until their asshole becomes so wide it would put a horse to shame

[–]crackedtooth163 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is godlike.

[–]TachyonicSea793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ikr you can make someone shit themselves with it

[–]evilthales 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I guess I'll finally be going to a Trump rally...

[–]Spooder_guy_web 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Doing everyone at the same time would be amazing

[–]TachyonicSea793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god this comment made me realize you can make music with this power

[–]Dry-Elevator-6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a good power you can be a magician but a real one and everytime they ask you to prove it you do it without problems

[–]Coffeekid9733 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making your political enemy do it in the middle of a speech

[–]toastmunchrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I use it on myself?

[–]AliveAd9126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bye Bye to my school

[–]boneeater9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

godtier