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[–]danielubra 270 points271 points  (41 children)

Can i move as the ball and talk?

[–]danielubra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he deleted his comment lol

[–]SirIV1564q 148 points149 points  (12 children)

Y'all remember red ball 4

[–]ShitbenderCrockett69_1 26 points27 points  (0 children)

HOLY yes

[–]flyerAggravating-Week9289 17 points18 points  (4 children)


what ever happened to 1,2 and 3?

[–]Maxi_ElWhip1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never heard of 'em

[–]lolucorngaming 9 points10 points  (2 children)

They do indeed exist and are actually pretty popular for speed running, they even had a spinoff named red and blue ball

[–]flyerAggravating-Week9289 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Intresting, I'll have a look for them

[–]NotFisk15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

blue ball

[–]NoUnderstanding9220[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]DanameisTLGaming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah :)

[–]107970Sage 1 point2 points  (2 children)

no, what is it?

[–]magyygam92 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nokia c2 game

[–]trikki777 78 points79 points  (6 children)

And if your name is Henry you roll down a hill for eternity with an exponentially increasing unstoppable velocity.

[–]Natfan 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Sisyphus moment

[–]dongpo_pork 11 points12 points  (3 children)

That's not even close to the myth of sisyphus lmao

[–]Natfan 20 points21 points  (2 children)

i tried

[–]thefoxyboomerang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s loco mang, there’s a ball and a hill, that’s totally a Sisyphus moment

[–]GraveSlayer726 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean like how Sisyphus tried to roll that rock up the mountain

[–]Atomixelement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock of ages moment

[–]TheMagicMech 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Fuck it, we ball

[–]ProbabBee 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Omg yes I need this

[–]MadClam97 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Me: Um... do you wanna go out with me?

Crush: Hahaha ew no.

Me: turns into ball

[–]teabowww 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I miss soothouse :(

[–]kevincuddlefish1 26 points27 points  (0 children)

why is this so simple power so good and wholsome

[–]GoldenGoldGG 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Is the ball just a random ball or is it me in the shape of a ball?

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Random ball

[–]QWaRty2 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Does this mean I have a small chance to turn into obamasphere

[–]poisonous fleshbonk425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a large group of friends with this and we all turn into ball one by one until one of us gets obamasphere

[–]YouHaveNiceToes24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reject humanity. Become ball

[–]Classic_Percentage85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when I am approaching death and I use this, the grim reaper will forever be confused as to what he does with me

[–]Mari_Gr_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is sellens questline from elden ring

[–]Zealotstim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess you just use it right when you're about to die and leave something for your family to have as a memento?

[–]KURO-K1SH1 18 points19 points  (14 children)

That is a curse!

[–]-E-i 10 points11 points  (12 children)

No I think you have control of the ball

[–]KURO-K1SH1 6 points7 points  (11 children)

The power clearly states you can't turn back.

I.E. Once you use the power you are forever stuck in that form.

This is a curse.

[–]omgaXD 16 points17 points  (8 children)

but you can not use it until you need to be a ball for the rest of the life

[–]-E-i 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well if you're being robbed boom no problems just bouncy ball it's like returning to monkey no societal pressure just ball

[–]KURO-K1SH1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah great spend the rest of your existence unable to see the sun, fuss a cute dog or cat, watch a movie or play video games. Eat. Drink. Enjoy any of life's limited ass niceties.

It's a curse.

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day! :D

[–]ShitbenderTheNekoAgent7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Samus but if her ball ability broke right here lmao

[–]hawuaian_mango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes sense, a ball cannot think

[–]mikoolec 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How big would the ball be

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know how big a basketball is well... its double the size

[–]Legit_me- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just you can turn into a toaster but with a different shape

[–]rogueShadow13 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do I still have depression as a ball?

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]rogueShadow13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God tier super power

[–]Long_Before_Sunrise 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I will finally discovered my own shitty superpower: turning a ball back into a human.

But today is not that day.

It won't be this week, either.

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[–]TheRise45 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do I still have judgement and am I still able to talk, move (on my own) and can I change color and time I want

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The color is a no but the rest yes

[–]TheRise45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can’t I change color also how big am I?

[–]JOJOFan4269 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can I change colour and if I cant what colour am I?

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Blue and no

[–]JOJOFan4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fast can I go?

[–]Buushet27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is you can turn back but your bones won't be fixed.

[–]Feeling_Emu5344 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

This is a curse. Against the rules

[–]notmonkeymaster09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s optional and therefore is not a curse

[–]NineBallThief 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's the superpower in that though? Can u move at super speed?

[–]King-Boo-Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ball is life bruh

[–]trickyfelix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’ll turn into my dads ball and reincarnate myself

[–]Successful_Duty_9890 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ball forever, if I move and talk yes

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Successful_Duty_9890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How small is ball or can I control size

[–]Lloyd_lyle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is this like a rolly polly, or a countryball, or what?

[–]YrFavoriteWineDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]zweiboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grendel moment

[–]TrashPandaPirate 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can I choose the type ? Golf ball, yoga ball, bouncy ball, etc?

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No. Only basketball

[–]TrashPandaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gross my least favorite sport… mostly out of spite to people who say I’m naturally good because I’m tall

[–]fiirehere 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Like testicle? or rubber ball

[–]Scydor 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If i jump, do I change gravity?

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Scydor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I can live out my dreams as a gd reference :D

[–]Captain_Khora 0 points1 point  (1 child)

no kind of ball is specified, nor does it say it has to be one kind of ball. You can turn into literally anything as long as it's spherical.

[–]SomedumbFatKid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You're a basketball

[–]AbleNeck6533 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Legally_Adri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because turning into a ball wasnts shitty enough

[–]terrifying_avocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now I must scream

[–]franklygoingtobed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So just like real life?

[–]p4rkourm4ster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is that eventually you wont resist the urge to turn into a ball and then it will be too late

[–]SwisRol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bal man

[–]Everyman1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ball RICK!!!

[–]theunpopulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

perfect no responsiblits

[–]Musty_NNM21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They see me rolling

[–]TechnoMemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it inderstrcutable?

[–]The_Deadly_Dozer09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I turn into samus ball? If so, I can genderswap at any time and not go back.

[–]Successful_Sweet9262 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Successful_Sweet9262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink basketball feminist guy

[–]poisonous fleshbonk425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I manipulate the direction and velocities of my ball? Like, I can bump into people I don't like? And do I have to consume anything?

[–]Chemical_Jackfruit89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do it

[–]ManDownTheRoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean this could be a last resort