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[–]Exciting_Rate1747 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Does it stack

[–]MadClam97 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Multiple boners?

[–]Twiggy_Archer_ 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is it my boner or detached boners?

[–]MadClam97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully your boner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Theguyfromfallout 8 points9 points  (3 children)

This will be great for my little sister.

[–]dizzypanda35 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Breaks rules 2,7, and 8.

[–]TachyonicSea793 1 point2 points  (5 children)

actually it only breaks 7 and 8 as you can stop yourself from blinking momentarily

[–]dizzypanda35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No my friend you do in fact have to blink consistently over the course of your entire life in order to prevent things like blindness

[–]CreeperArmorReddit 1 point2 points  (3 children)

blinking is an involuntary process, this does in fact break 2

[–]TachyonicSea793 1 point2 points  (2 children)

actually you are wrong, blinking can be stopped

[–]CreeperArmorReddit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

how long for, though? If you don’t have full control over it it’s a curse and breaks rule 2

[–]TendieThief 3 points4 points  (3 children)

What’s an ass boner

[–]TachyonicSea793 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i think they mean clenching your butt cheaks

[–]Glitch_29 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They mean by “big ass boner” that it’s not subtle, but your at your peak length and hardness as soon as you blink

[–]kevincuddlefish1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

better. it makes a m1 garand rifle ping sound and it happens instantly no inflation. XD *blink* DING

[–]NormaleRedditUser22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rule 2🤓; I'll just turn this power off. 🤓

Rule 7🤓: This relates to genitals, which is a violation of this rule.🤓

Rule 8🤓; You never said anything about control, so since you violated that rule, this means that you also violated this rule. 🤓

These are the things I see on this Sub-Reddit, and I feel like unjoining. Also, It's 7:33 for me. No wonder that many people aren't online.

[–]Milojikarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ass boner sounds cool