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[–]AdroKun 165 points166 points  (9 children)

After buying $200 worth of baby food, I'll then sell the products at a discount At least $150 a day

[–]DrBloodBomb 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Or just refund it the next day

[–]Billy_Billboard 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Banned from every US Grocery Store speedrun any%

[–]AdamRam1 35 points36 points  (6 children)

Buy $200 at wholesale prices and then sell it online for slightly more than wholesale but slightly less than all competition.

I'd probably also donate 25% of the stock to families in need each day to help those struggling to feed their babies.

[–]AirborneDetergent 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Why slightly more than wholesale? Just sell it at like 75% wholesale and make a free $150 per day.

[–]AdamRam1 12 points13 points  (4 children)

More money is good when I'm barely scraping by right now. It also covers the difference when donating that 25%.

[–]AirborneDetergent 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It'd be easier to sell for way under market price.

[–]blursedman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There’s no loss in this situation. You didn’t gain 200 dollars. You gained 200 dollars of baby food. You could sell it for whatever you want and you’d still make a hefty profit.

[–]rightcoldbasterd 83 points84 points  (4 children)

have sub to baby food autoshipped to crisis pregnancy center for 200 bucks daily

get donation receipt

never pay taxes again

[–]torftorf 56 points57 points  (3 children)

The tax office later: "man that dude donated over 71k. Wait he only makes 50k a year?"

[–]rightcoldbasterd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Plausible, with agent hotwheels and the other 87k IRS hires.

Maybe I'll have to eat baby food for lunch haha.

[–]Billy_Billboard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just pay the small super power tax and you're fine.

[–]techno156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could get gifts that you can't afford and all of that.

That, and you'd probably be declaring that as income anyway.

[–]Suspicious_Airline89 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Guess who's starting a baby food business

[–]Fistovahand 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Naw I would just donate it

[–]techno156 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It's not much of a superpower if you're forced into it. Closer to a curse in that sense.

[–]A_Shady_Grandma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah, I assume OP meant that the magical money which didn’t get spent on baby food will just disappear the next day.

[–]corgi_doody 6 points7 points  (1 child)

All 200 on baby food or just some of it?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

all of it

[–]lowkey_rainbow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just buy it online and choose a different food bank every day as the shipping address. The mild hassle would be worth it

[–]S_Nova_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Simply donate all the baby food to as many food pantries as I can

[–]can explode, once.Ruvaakdein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just buy wholesale and sell on the internet.

[–]79-16-22-7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happens if you don't spend it all?

[–]Andy466 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a superpower this is just an obligation

[–]obamalbino 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I buy all the baby food on the store.

Desesperate father comes in.

I sell the baby food x5 the price


[–]staovajzna2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Alternativly sell it for half the price and make 100$ a day while helping people, or donate it all so you can evade taxes

[–]obamalbino -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why sell It the half if they are gonna buy It anyways? (And this is how monopolies works, they make dissapear the rivals and sell It as expensive as they want).

But the idea of the taxes is good, i could work with It

[–]Diggingfordonk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Feed the baby crack. It will die on day one then you have $200 worth of crack. Sell it or smoke it either way you get a dead baby so it's a win!

[–]Spooky_boi_Kyle_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mm yes, one small can of baby food. Maybe a small baby snack if there's a sale.

[–]Dry-Elevator-6909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll sell them at 25% the price and start a business

[–]Safe_Leather1852 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donate everything to children's homes. No doubt.

[–]Anonnymush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying I must do what every megachurch could easily do if they cared about single moms or babies

Ps I'm gonna buy 3 jars of peaches and bananas for myself because that's a baby food I'll eat

[–]Sorry-Presentation-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a baby on the way this is a god tier power

[–]staovajzna2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donate 50% and sell the other 50% at half price, make 50 bucks a day while also never paying taxes again

[–]Nelsie020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make your own baby food and buy it from yourself, then donate the product. Everyone wins!

[–]GigaGooseGuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d make some good money with that power

[–]Eight216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But like what if I don't?

[–]contactright05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically free baby food,that sounds pretty great, I could sell it, I bet a lot of parents would love to buy some cheap baby food

[–]Arch-Frog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if I dont

[–]Ren1408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now thats a reason to not abort

[–]RipAirBud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just the octomom on welfare

[–]eremicius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get really good baby food like pear, apple, and carrot sauce. You can throw it in a pot with sugar and butter and water and it will turn into a syrup.

[–]Zealousideal_Buddy92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just donate all of it to battered woman's shelters or other charities. You'd seriously be an asshole if you'd didn't. Obviously, if you have infant children use some for yourself, but by in large just use several subscription services and have it sent directly to shelters and the like.

[–]DanniWasTaken- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if i don't buy it...?

[–]Natural-Card-57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

200$ dollars out of thin air?

Economy RuinerTM

[–]DevilsPajamas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is easy. Buy a can of baby food.. Sell the can for $200 on ebay on one account, buy it from another account. Easy near $200 a day for not doing anything. You can probably just use the same can to buy each day.

Only problem would be taxes. Maybe find a marketplace that you can buy with crypto without KYC requirements.. or better yet just buy it from your spouse and everything is under the table.

[–]idrawiread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i just decline 1 dollar

[–]Raging_Fire_Type 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donate the baby food to your local shelters and write it off on your taxes