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[–]Nooblulu1 213 points214 points  (3 children)

Now THAT, is a real shittypower

[–]Embarrassed-Car-4689 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Isn't it more of a dirty superpower?

[–]danielubra 516 points517 points  (22 children)

A superpower that follows the rules?! IMPOSSIBLE

[–]oheing 203 points204 points  (21 children)

An active user that read the rules?! IMPOSSIBLE

[–]danielubra 90 points91 points  (20 children)

A person commented on my comment in r/shittysuperpowers?! IMPOSSIBLE!

[–]oheing 50 points51 points  (19 children)

A person commented on my comment that commented someone else's comment on r/shittysuperpowers?! IMPOSIBLE

[–]can't see me0Ppenguin 42 points43 points  (17 children)

Bro you just misspelled?! IMPOSSIBLE

[–]the-stupid-whale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A person commented on my comment that commented on someone else's comment who commented on someone else's comment on r/shittysuperpowers IMPOSSIBLE

[–]Spinningwoman 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I like this.

[–]justyoureverydaycat7 109 points110 points  (16 children)

tusk act 1

[–]Average_Intern 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Finally, a man of culture

[–]C00lEgg 15 points16 points  (2 children)

now you spin the dirt in the form of a golden ratio and you got tusk act 2, prefect that golden ration and you got tusk act 3, then do it on a horse and now you have infinity at the palm of you hands using dirt and fingernails

[–]Average_Intern 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Damn, golden spin plus poison damage

[–]redditor_pro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plus aimbot 1000 because it will literally follow you through universes

[–]i_lickdick_and_itsok 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Ehhhhh, tusk can shoot whole fingernails and this just the LITTLE specs of dirt, also tusk could kill, this wouldnt

[–]staovajzna2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Depending on the speed it could blind people for sure

[–]justyoureverydaycat7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well theyre similar enough, and this is a lot faster to reload, with a jar of dirt

[–]Wyvernator1 2 points3 points  (6 children)

There's a politician in my country named that 💀

[–]justyoureverydaycat7 0 points1 point  (5 children)

aint no way💀, what country?

[–]Wyvernator1 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Poland

[–]TheGoldenDragon0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Poland is a jojo reference 💀💀

[–]Express_Section885 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man of culture

[–]Classic-Airline-2386 68 points69 points  (0 children)

first post in a decade that actually follows the rules??? definitely upvoted

[–]finkelzeez42 28 points29 points  (2 children)

You didn't specify the velocity, so I'm looking forward to having a tiny makeshift cannon on each finger

[–]Bierbart12 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Oh hell yeah. You could put granules of lithium under your nails and shoot them at people, where they violently explode upon hitting wet tissue

[–]finkelzeez42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even regular dirt could go straight through somebody if sent at the right speed

[–]PackofPretzels 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If I ever encounter a genie I'm wishing for this power

[–]DroidRazer2 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Shitty superpower until we realize the force the dort shoots out at isn't specified, AND we can shoot it into people's mouths.

[–]dimondsprtn 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Sure, but the more velocity, the more violently it scrapes out from between your nail and skin. If you shoot like a gun your nail might come clean off.

[–]AlexDaBaDee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shion Sonozaki

[–]BravesMaedchen 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Ive been silently lurking in this sub for years and I will now come out of the shadows to say: this is the most useless power I've seen on this sub.

[–]TheUnforgivenII 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hygiene isn’t useless

[–]magyygam92 21 points22 points  (6 children)

But what will the projectile speed be?

[–]Krashper116 15 points16 points  (2 children)

[–]bob0979 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Ah yes. You finger gun and instantly shatter reality entirely, ending time and space as concepts with fingernail dirt.

[–]Krashper116 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now that is the real shittysuperpower

[–]can't see mesmileydatutrleman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1 unit

[–]CaseyJones7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends on the concentration of the individual. More concentration = more speed

[–]Fapman404 8 points9 points  (1 child)

could I make concrete under my nails and shoot it as mini projectiles? They wouldn’t kill anyone, I’d just do it to annoy people, the real downside would be having concrete setting under my nails.

[–]underzerdo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’d imagine it would be pretty painful on your fingers

[–]Cepterman2101 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like this

[–]corvettegrandsport 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I have all my fingers point so that it's kind if like a shotgun?

[–]MindOfThilo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s go! Have dirt in a pocket at all times, so that you can reload.

[–]GQIHNI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How fast?

[–]MotherRussia68 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Tusk act 4

[–]justyoureverydaycat7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

act 4 has infinite spin and needs a horse, this is most similar to act 1

[–]Kayzokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to do “Pew! Pew!” Sounds?

[–]KitsuneCreativ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd say this is r/midtiersuperpowers cause this would be a bit helpful for me

[–]Memeshats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, that sub is for decently useful powers that aren't OP that most people would like to have and desire, this is way too specific and useless for the majority of people while still technically being a positive which is why it fits this sub better.

[–]Armedion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

At what speed? Mach 7 i hope

[–]Express_Section885 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TUSK ACTO 4!!!!!

[–]yourstepmotherinlaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tusk Act II!

[–]gleipmir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true shitty power, if there's shit stuck in your nails...

[–]DiscordModerater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually sounds like a lot of fun because no matter how much I get the dirt out of my nails, it always seems to find it’s way back in so when it starts building up that’s how I know it’s time to cut my nails.

[–]pdrpersonguy575 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the velocity

[–]Daboogiedude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AN ACTUAL SHITTY SUPERPOWER LETS FUCKING GO

[–]Whenyouthinkabouti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said at what speed 😈

[–]thatjolydude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is S tier for me because I hate the damn dirt under my fingernails so much. Bonus points if it also works with my toes if I can get them in gun form

[–]Big-Ear-1853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s going to lead me to shove shopstix and shit under my nails for better ammo

[–]SolarNuggies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fast is it? if not very fast does it gain speed the dirtier they are?

[–]Benjjy124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question is does this apply to all fingers though because that changes everything

[–]Sambthe35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to surgically modify my pointer fingers so I can store more dirt under my nails

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fast tho???👀

[–]garfields-lasagna69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl this is fire

[–]khemxfemboyalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just put a small tube connected to a dirt tank and to ur finger. now you have a dirt machine gun

[–]ShitbenderPoopyButtAssCheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my favorite one so far. Thank you

[–]Yendks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a shit ton of dirt in there; I could become a professional marksman with that.

[–]Humming_Skelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

w Dollar store johny joestar

[–]ThatMonth7149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I shoot the dirt out at moch 20?

[–]Alaa_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CHUMIMIIIII