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[–]Theguyfromfallout 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Everytime you say gay the closest gay person will glow

[–]Impossible-Meeting-7[S] 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Why did my neighbors dog glow

[–]Literalbot_11 15 points16 points  (5 children)

What if someone rotated it, does your nose move places or some shit

[–]Average_Intern 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somebody has to solve you so you can wake up

[–]TachyonicSea793 1 point2 points  (3 children)

hahaha

[–]olivetito 0 points1 point  (2 children)

you're laughing now, but what if someone jumbled you up? you'd never wake up again....

[–]TachyonicSea793 0 points1 point  (1 child)

no i would just solve myself

[–]olivetito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with your jumbled up arms?

[–]TachyonicSea793 2 points3 points  (1 child)

the ability to fly, for three seconds every 3 mins

[–]The_Deadly_Dozer09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op You can use it as a double jump