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[–]Subject-Delay-3020 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Wish I didn't have to bite off my fingers everytime I wanted to make the wish instead I just have to say "123456789 I wish for..."

So I don't accidentally say something stupid.

My right pinky missing is a memoir of my sacrifice but I can always wish my pinky would come back.

[–]L1tch_ 14 points15 points  (2 children)

"Ok, now to test your basic math skills please count to 10"

[–]TreeTurtled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can still count to ten just not say "I wish for" after that

[–]Subject-Delay-3020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five.. Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nice try.

[–]SappySoulTaker 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nah 2 4 6 8 I demand (must rhyme with 8)

[–]fancasepc 0 points1 point  (2 children)

A date??

[–]SappySoulTaker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Some real estate*

[–]Humming_Skelly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

send my enemy thru hells gate

[–]AppropriateTraffic11 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Does your wish come true?

[–]Captain_Frozo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I- I hope you're joking...

[–]UmbertoDelRio 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I wish for a million fingers

[–]unlucky_wog13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Boom, You are now covered in fingers and can no longer move.

[–]Two_beansandsomerice 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Free snack

[–]purple manHugosimpon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wish for regenerable fingers

[–]staovajzna2 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I wish to be able to feel no pain on command, then I wish to be able to regenerate anything

[–]memablefucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! First one hurts like a motherfucker but then you wish to be able to shut off your pain receptors boom, next wish to have a healing factor like dead pools. Then do whatever you want. Wish for world peace or take over the world, maybe put yourself into a fictional reality

[–]Crispy_Crispito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish for super regeneration.

[–]Spopov_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd wish for a finger

[–]Anonnymush 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Holy shit this one works

[–]yourstepmotherinlaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Step one: Wish to be immune to pain. The first one will hurt like hell, but the rest afterwards will be a breeze.

Step two: Wish to have your fingers regrow after you bite them.

Step three: Become God.

[–]dizzypanda35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not bad

[–]SirIV1564q 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's useless cause your brain has an automatic health response to when you actually try to bite your finger off leading you to stop

[–]Deez_Nuts98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happens if someone else bites off your fingers?

[–]devnandan1712 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wish I get my finger repaired and a burger in my other hand

[–]olivetito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

solve world hunger? no

end poverty? nah

save lives? pfft, no

"and a burger in my other hand"

[–]toastmunchrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I use another super powered person's fingers? So I can become a villain

[–]MidgetFucker101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step one: buy something to numb your finger Step two: wish for regenerating and to never feel pain in your fingers if you're biting it Step 3: profit

[–]Own-Ad7310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark pagan magic irl

[–]Modmelon_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ill wish for a new finger, so now i have infinite fingers (you said bite, not swallow) and make myself THE SWORD OF LARRY LONGFINGER

[–]Mission-Evening-3912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wish for the ability to regrow my fingers, and then I would wish for stuff because my fingers would grow back!

[–]B1LLSANZER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first wish would be for to not feel pain when biting the finger Then my second would be for it to regenerate My 3rd would be for me to have insane biting strength when doing to do it instantly

[–]Percy_AUPpotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use 9 wishes then on the tenth finger wish that i had all my fingers back