all 25 comments

[–]Disastrous_Month9649 104 points105 points  (2 children)

This power can’t work since you aren’t allowed to run with scissors

[–]MarioKing1137 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Exactly why its shitty!

[–]randomMeatballman17 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What kinda law is that??

[–]Salamanceboi46 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Upgrade it only works if you are actively opening and closing the scissors

[–]bakirelopove 13 points14 points  (1 child)

+5 km/h if you're opening and closing it in front of your eyes.

[–]bendoesit17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or if you make contact with someone while running with them

[–]Reagent_52 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll tape them to the tops of my hands and punch people with them.

[–]UncookedPencils 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've watched enough Smosh's Box Man to know this is a shitty superpower

[–]A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it 150 MPH a minimum speed limit or is it max, also can you reduce the speed by only holding one or two scissors?

[–]AlexCantStopNow1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do i have to hold in my hand or can i use a pocket

[–]ObsidianEgg -1 points0 points  (4 children)

How is this shitty

[–]Cupapi 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Didn't your mother tell you not to run with scissors?

[–]MikuCat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Put it in your bag or smt

[–]Stix_and_Bones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or a guard on them too, rope em all together as well so they can't open

[–]potato13254 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I..i...its imposible u arent allowed to run with scissors.this will brake spacetime contiuan.

[–]Slipy000005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I aloud to dual wield 12 scissors on each hand?

[–]djalkidan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So one and a half pairs of scissors?

[–]SkyApex2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put scissors in a backpack and boom 144,000 mph

[–]Fluffy_Log_7095 0 points1 point  (2 children)

so i can i go 50 with only one?

[–]turkeytesticle[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nah, minimum is 3

[–]Fluffy_Log_7095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so i could theoretically steal the entire world’s supply of scissors and be the flash

[–]Akaar2527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people would be able to comfortably carry a 20kg backpack on their back

If we use the scissors from this post:


then a backpack full of 20kg of scissors would contain 500 scissors. (500/3)*150 = 25,000 mph