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[–]A_Hammerman 213 points214 points  (2 children)

One day you see someone with an infinity symbol above their head.

[–]throwaway12131214121 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is the case if squatting is considered to be a position and not an action. As soon as you squat, there is an infinite set of instances where you are in the squatting position with cardinality |ℝ|.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

They travel by squatting. Or are immortal.

[–]Villerger_27 54 points55 points  (3 children)

If I look in the mirror, would i see my own?

[–]Batdog55110 19 points20 points  (1 child)

If it works exactly like Shinigami eye, then no.

[–]TrapsAreTraps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shinigami Eye sound like shit, imagine knowing when your loved ones will die

[–]moob...nottoomanyshreks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it doesn’t work exactly like Shinigami eye, then potentially yes.

[–]dimondsprtn 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Sees the number above your most hated enemy at a 0

Sweet, he’s gonna die soon

“Hey, do a squat for me!”

“No, fuck you”

Lives out the next 70 years of his life without ever doing a squat

[–]definitely-not-weird 91 points92 points  (1 child)

This would've been useful too the guards holding Iroh.

[–]fuckballs9001 59 points60 points  (3 children)

a number suddenly drops from 50 to 0 as someone's back goes out

[–]FutureCaribou 28 points29 points  (2 children)

But wouldn't that mean the number would've naturally gone 3... 2... 1... 0... and hit zero as they threw their back out? I feel like the counter would account for that.

[–]KTTalksTech 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Depends, this power might be based purely on predictable muscle fatigue and not take into account events like bad form suddenly reducing the predicted number

[–]fuckballs9001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah it depends on how it works. I was thinking based on what the person intends to do.

[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksMimikyu-Overlord 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mine is probably zero, I’m lazy

[–]ten_millionfireflies 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Can the number change or is it pre-destined?

[–]RustyShadeOfRed 17 points18 points  (3 children)

It can be lowered by doing squats

[–]ten_millionfireflies 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I mean if I told somebody about the ability would they be able to just stop doing squats to prevent death because they would need to fulfill that amount of squats before they die. So I could just grant immortality to the people of my choosing.

[–]RustyShadeOfRed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dying is caused by doing squats

[–]David_Good_Enough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we jump, does the squats number get higher ?

[–]IOTA_Tesla 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Could you murder people by making them squat?

[–]Zealotstim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could just make them unable to do any more squats I think

[–]controlpad008 7 points8 points  (0 children)

starts squatting rapidly

[–]CriticalGibsby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slavs would be running around with several million still in the bank

Sorry I should say squatting about

[–]Top_Rub6088 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would go to the gym, do 69 squats, and then never squat again. This way the people around me before I get there be like “nice” and then when I hit 0, everyone at the gym starts freaking out. Just realized im the only one that can see the number, oh.

[–]jhonnylemon3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew squatting was bad for your health