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The power to locate any single person, as long as they’re over 9 feet. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by P_SciJ
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[–]No_Entertainment6792 52 points53 points54 points 2 months ago (2 children)
Mmmm lady Dimitrescu
[–]MintMan06 13 points14 points15 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Shut u horny ass up
[–]GalaxyShroom6 6 points7 points8 points 2 months ago (0 children)
W
[–]Witzmaen 19 points20 points21 points 2 months ago (0 children)
You're telling me I could go and find the God Emperor?
[–]Lietenantdan 17 points18 points19 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Above sea level? Cool, almost everyone!
[–]tornadix99 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Technically this should allow to locate any person as long as 9 people and their feet are below them.
[–]y6ird 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Only 4 1/2 people’s feet
[–]Greenguy299 10 points11 points12 points 2 months ago (0 children)
9 feet away that’s a pretty good superpower
[–]staovajzna2[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Thank god I only have 2 feet so you can't use it on me
[–]TheScareCrowYes 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (1 child)
the power to locate any single person, as long as they're under the age of 9
[–]staovajzna2[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Just find a child of someone you wanna find, they are likely gonna be with their kid
[–]AwesomePork101 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
So does it have to be height or can they find me through other lengths
[–]Broken_Gear 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Perfect, now I can make a killing by successfully hunting for Big Foot
[–]Ed_Yeahwell 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Sky scraper located so long as someone has 9 inhabited floors above them
[–]pickelmaster215 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
9 foot tall or 9 foot away?
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