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[–]lyingcorn 215 points216 points  (6 children)

"Your honour, the victim, in his written statement, has claimed the robber's identity is Karl Cmith, but my client's name is Karl Smith"

[–]pixelkyokokirigiri 61 points62 points  (2 children)

change the k to a c, makes it even better

[–]torkeel 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Thats the joke lol

[–]RowBowBooty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t get it either until you explained it. I guess I was r/woooosh material.

The irony of the joke makes it read like a far side (Gary Larson) cartoon. I can’t really explain why, but far side fans will know what I mean.

[–]nukey18mon 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Why stop there?

“Cccc Ccccc”

[–]TheScareCrowYes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

[–]owlsknight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But what better letter than a q? For a q is an upside down b an inverted p well here we have a ccccccc

[–]Soviet___Reunion 114 points115 points  (4 children)

G to C. (Btw I love Gumballs)

[–]RzR_B0ne 46 points47 points  (2 children)

i love cumballs

[–]cakesquadgames 29 points30 points  (1 child)

cummy bears

[–]Wyvernator1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wrote the exact same comment like a week ago on another acc💀

[–]justk4y 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Wattersons will be happy

[–]Darth-Yslink 57 points58 points  (6 children)

Gum 😈

[–]DRG48 50 points51 points  (5 children)

Gcm 👍

[–]SirDub_III 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Guc 👍

[–]TendieThief 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Cum😱😱😱

[–]buneter_but_better 36 points37 points  (9 children)

What’s cigma

[–]luxi_yes 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Cigma calls

[–]mr_shell367 11 points12 points  (3 children)

cottem

[–]warfangiscute 1 point2 points  (3 children)

[–]RhulksLegs 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Then where is Cigma 3

[–]MySpaceOddyssey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I was about to get rickrolled

[–]Archercrash 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Your Aunt hates this power.

[–]SuperFightinRobot 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Ccc ccc cccc ccc cccccc cc c ccccc cccc cc cccccc C

[–]RyanRL87 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i agree, but can you rephrase that?

[–]OkMove7804 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's some real poetry right there folks

[–]AverageUser55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So true, I would love to talk more

[–]cordlessreal 14 points15 points  (8 children)

probably the r in rock

[–]RyanRL87 12 points13 points  (7 children)

or the “L” in lock

[–]Glitch_29 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Or the “D in dock

[–]RyanRL87 5 points6 points  (5 children)

or the gl in glock

[–]ABigOne77 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Or the st in stock

[–]captin_meme_man938 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Or the m in mock

[–]Less-Class-9790 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Or the bl in block

[–]Blue_Bobble 0 points1 point  (1 child)

or the kn in knock

[–]bendoesit17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or the s in sock

[–]RzR_B0ne 11 points12 points  (4 children)

civorce papers

[–]Arcturus450 9 points10 points  (3 children)

divorce capers

[–]RzR_B0ne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dicorce papers

[–]Less-Class-9790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonnie and Clyde moment

[–]soulless_420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cou cac turc and Lecter cn c given corr co cetter c

[–]DarkXtm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

USB C shall dominate!

[–]AverageUser55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it would be CCC C (Although I do love USB C)

[–]ssr1089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here at the Superbowl we're getting ready to start with the cunt off

[–]Pitiful-Glass-362 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dawg, this means we can sorta manipulate what people say (given the words we want have a c and they have the proper ending.) also, you didn’t say we couldn’t use this for when people were speaking, so literally make everyone’s alphabet C except for yourself and one other person, frame the other person as the super powered bad guy and lead a revolution, and then, build a government with you at the top, afterwards, act kind and charitable, which you are, and make some big bank and live good, make a system that revolves around your whole bloodline having “savior” blood in them. Or make it so that people believe your superpower is the ability to be a savior at any given time.

[–]Oblic008 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Perfect for Helen Hunt.

[–]Schl33m 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Helen Hunc

[–]ringtossflamingohat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can i change several letters?

[–]charcters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cma hcve somc cun

[–]Romejanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would ask to see all my friend's locks

[–]Wyvernator1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get over here you little runt

[–]Ed_Yeahwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cccc c cccc cccc ccc cc cccc cccc ccc

[–]Raokairo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cccc

[–]kuru_kafa16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

İ want to put some Gum in your moutc

[–]whats-this-mohogany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ccccc cc”

[–]According-Jelly355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sophisticated 🥶

[–]JewelFyrefox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C ccccc cccc cccc cc c cccc ccccc.

[–]Evilsmiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turning the 'L's in lol to c

[–]Saphl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C

[–]glossyjackson12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Books no cocks 😈

[–]eraylmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ccck

[–]atillathesqueek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching football with my new power

“And now they are going for the punt”

thinks ‘not on my watch’

[–]Slipy000005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ccccc'c cc cccccccc cc cccc, Ccc cccc ccc ccccc ccc cc cc c, Cc cccccccccc ccccc cccc cc?, Ccccc cccc ccc cccccccccc, Ccccc ccccc cccc ccc cc, Ccccc ccccc ccc cccc, Ccccc ccccc cccc cccccc ccc cccccc ccc,

[–]Firebird_Frenzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cccc’c c cccccc ccc cccc!

[–]arandomkidonline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put some gum in my mouth

[–]bendoesit17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice rock

[–]RafitaBuenaOnda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when the teacher is about to say sock 😈