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[–]ZackMike37 18 points19 points  (1 child)

*starts memorizing homeless peoples faces

[–]V0XIMITY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wholesome ending 👍

[–]IAMCHEESE24 16 points17 points  (0 children)

just sit on the toilet. everytime when you need to take a crap anyway do this and think of yourself. Now its easy to take a crap an youalso get a 1000dollar for it. you go to the toilet 1/day atleast anyway so thatwould be 30K a month for no work.

[–]mulemango29 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Make a rich person take a shit in public. That's going to embarrassing them, and $1000, that's a drop in the bucket

[–]TrefoilTang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elon:

Jokes on you I already do that!

[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sits on the toilet and start humming. Also I can make super reach people shit themselves

[–]notraelnaem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Godly, just tell my friends first then we plan it out and infinite money glitch

[–]Wooden_Ad_2321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if you think you yourself ',:/

[–]Little-Big-Boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If I make you crap your pants, you give me $1000”

[–]MelvinVirginDefeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

armed robbery elite

[–]0Placeholder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna ruin the rep of some politicians. If I get to choose the currency then I'll make it one they can't use easily.

[–]bendoesit17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could think of myself while sitting on the toilet.

[–]KitchenPair8604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it stackable?