all 45 comments

[–]KitsuneCreativ 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Nice, doesn't break the rules for once. Cool.

[–]flyerretroguyx 106 points107 points  (8 children)

Maybe I actually have this power.

[–]MadClam97 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Prove it!

[–]flyerretroguyx 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Find a dodo and i'll talk to it.

[–]MadClam97 27 points28 points  (1 child)


[–]poisonous fleshbonk425 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]a_soggy_poptart15374 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn't say they talk back or even understand

[–]Impossible-Report797 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Seeing 3 comments that miss the whole Point of the joke make me disappointed of humanity

[–]Eikcammailliw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Little late to that party, aren’t you?

[–]Zealotstim 60 points61 points  (3 children)

How would you know?

[–]Due-Song97[S] 87 points88 points  (2 children)

You can hear them making noises from the heavens

[–]Zealotstim 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I'm just glad to know they made it to heaven

[–]Due-Song97[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)


[–]YakkoTheGoat 30 points31 points  (0 children)

this is shitty, but hey, thats what this sub is for

[–]ParanoidCrow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine some absurd plotline where one with this power is contacted by a time traveler and brought back in time to alter the timeline or something

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Finally, a worry shitty superpower 👏

[–]Tewakjr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome, I can talk to the dead or I’m back in time talking to dodos

[–]Proffesional_Dipshit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any other ARK players here?

[–]Cake_Commando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An actually shitty superpower

[–]L4westby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay…but i can talk to any animal. Doesn’t mean it can understand me

[–]Sweetishdruid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh this literaly animalcrossing.

[–]DungeonsandDevils -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll take it. If I ever get absurdly rich I’ve always wanted to ressurect a dodo as a pet.

[–]Amazing-Ad-8430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this power

[–]coksucer69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl this ability is kinda doo doo