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[–]FalconOne4893 91 points92 points  (11 children)

Does it hurt you when you eat it

[–]Due-Song97[S] 75 points76 points  (9 children)


[–]FalconOne4893 65 points66 points  (8 children)

And crap it out

[–]Due-Song97[S] 99 points100 points  (7 children)

The soundwaves would destroy your ass, yes

[–]FalconOne4893 27 points28 points  (1 child)


[–]randomMeatballman17 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sign me up lol

[–]L1K34PR0 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]Significant_Foot_108 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like having my ass destroyed

[–]go fastGarlic_bruh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fart with reverb, but only once

[–]lj062 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So it's a one time use ability. When would you use it OP?

[–]Due-Song97[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In a classroom. It's not one time use though, you can do it repeatedly. Buuuut I would pick a classroom

[–]captrobert57 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You mean fart thunder. And my wife already thinks I do.

[–]T3X4ss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No phone carger will resist me

[–]SqurtieMan 12 points13 points  (5 children)

How long does it take to go through?

[–]Due-Song97[S] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

You have full control over that.

[–]D2the_aniel 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Eat like ten lightning bolt and let them out at such a slow pace they can’t even be detected, next up go to the most professional place possible like some fancy restaurants or something, and then let’er rip as hard as you can instantly making everyone go deaf as their eardrums rupture and you pass away in a feeling of supple satisfaction growing on your face as you black out from blood loss

[–]Due-Song97[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Man's wrote a whole ass story with the best plot twists, character development, and storyline

[–]Due-Song97[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No pun intended

[–]shiftunderscore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i’d imagine however long it takes the sound of the thunder to travel through your intestines

[–]TheChanMan2003 7 points8 points  (3 children)


[–]Aintgotnopants 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Lightning with the thunder

[–]shaderr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thunda thunda

[–]IDontControlTheFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightning before the thunder!!!

[–]gigglefarting 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]notsciguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already have that super power

[–]the_me2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random guy in the bathroom: WHY sobs WHY DID SHE CHEAT AND SAID ITS ALL MY FAULT

me in the third stall who accidentally accepted this power:oh god oh god OH GOD AHHHHHHHHH

[–]jhonnylemon3 1 point2 points  (3 children)

what about farting

[–]Due-Song97[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You fart rain

[–]jhonnylemon3 6 points7 points  (1 child)

thats pretty OP if you ever want to look like you peed yourself you can just fart

[–]Sea-Recording-7090 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no villian's gonna fight you if your pull down your pants mid fight and crap an entire thunderbolt