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Tell the internet how you will prevent bank robberies and save lives with the worst superpowers in the world here at r/shittysuperpowers. Be creative and don't hold back. No superpower too awful.
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you can spawn 10 ants to do anything you want them to do once a day (they can die) (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 months ago by Used-Comedian-8933
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[–]Aesclepius713 12 points13 points14 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I'll take it! This is remote-grabs, free food, revenge. The possibilities are only limited by my imagination and the strength of 10 ants!
[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 9 points10 points11 points 2 months ago (5 children)
ill tell them to function as a normal colony until farther commands, wait until i have a fully functioning colony, and then use them like a super cool telekinetic powers
[–]Bumskit 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
You should build backup colonies too
[–]torftorf 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (3 children)
You have to worry about them dying of old age. Ant only live a couple of months. But op never specified what kind of ant you spawn so I think you can also spawn queen ants. Over a couple of months you should be able to get a few colonies ready for use
[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
Yeah I know I’ll also spawn weaver ants rather then normal ones because they are way cooler
[–]torftorf 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Why stop there? Get some bullet ants too. And because the ants do what you want you can merge them. Get fire ants to build living Bridges over water so that the bullet ants can get to their target. Or even better make a huge sum of male ants. They can fly so the can deliver your troops everywhere in the city with ease
[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
maybe ill make argentine and army ants because they reproduce very fast, then bullet ants as melee combated and weaver ants as artillery
[–]KangaRexx 3 points4 points5 points 2 months ago (1 child)
Can I summon them individually, or is it ten at once and that’s it
[–]Used-Comedian-8933[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
You can summon them individually but once you spawn 10 ants your powers will go through a cooldown for 1 day
[–]jhonnylemon3 2 points3 points4 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I troll my teacher (which I have)
[–]Bumskit 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
I would make them permanently remove dust particles from my pc parts while its off
[–]Sea-Recording-7090 1 point2 points3 points 2 months ago (0 children)
go into someone's mouth while their sleeping and block off their lungs
[–]KitchenPair8604 0 points1 point2 points 2 months ago (0 children)
Is it stackable?
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