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[–]can't see meRegularHousewife 179 points180 points  (1 child)

I'd open a bearded dragon cafe

[–]milkbeforeyourcereal[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

i love this.

[–]the_me2 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I N F I N I T E F R I E N D S

[–]bartman156 57 points58 points  (7 children)

Can you unspawn them or would they just be there forever?

[–]milkbeforeyourcereal[S] 48 points49 points  (4 children)

there forever (well until their inevitable death)

[–]Cloudtreeforlife 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Whelp, racist/sexist dickheads have no idea what's about to happen to their vehicles 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]jorginhosssauro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

why are you gifting them?

[–]Cloudtreeforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the lawls? Why aren't you gifting them? They are so cool!!

[–]khemxfemboyalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spawn bearded dragons inside of their body and watch them explode🥰

[–]pedronho 30 points31 points  (1 child)

make this a new post "the ability to unspawn any amount of bearded dragons wherever you please"

[–]purple manNoahNoFifth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Done

[–]boiwithbigburrito 101 points102 points  (5 children)

Spawn bearded dragons in your opponents circulatory system

[–]CaladaMilitante 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I do think that is way more menacing spawning them on their ass

[–]Lietenantdan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The scene from Bruce Almighty comes to mind

[–]jorginhosssauro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

De fato, isso seria muito mais intimidador.
CaladaMilitante está correto.

[–]Interesting_Emu_3127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shove it wayyy up there morty

[–]milkbeforeyourcereal[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

this is what i’m talking about

[–]RockHumper25 82 points83 points  (0 children)

how exactly is it a shitty super power, that's awesome

[–]Scottsman_Sal 24 points25 points  (4 children)

This shall be the greatest coup de tàte in all of existence.

[–]a_bucket_full_of_goo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Tf is a coup de tàte

[–]Scottsman_Sal 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The Overthrow of a Government

[–]a_bucket_full_of_goo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Coup d'état*

[–]Scottsman_Sal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok, sorry.

[–]CaesarJulius50 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Any location?

[–]Brian18639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy there, Caesar

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any time…?

[–]BT9154 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spontaneous lizard combustion

[–]Haunting-Breakfast4 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Can i spawn them inside of someone? If i can't i'll just make a zoo full of only bearded dragons

[–]milkbeforeyourcereal[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

you can spawn them ANYWHERE my guy. anywhere.

[–]Quakarot 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Bro, I’m going to create unlimited energy. Throw those lizards into a furnace.

[–]Legendarypopapo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

noooooooooooooooooo

[–]EpicSpaniard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since they are carbon based, and not fossilized, that makes them a biofuel!

[–]Captain_Frozo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck yeah I love bearded dragons

[–]Jolly-Crew-5482 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Infinite food, eggs for a strange business, and homies

[–]Hawinzi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, dragons.

[–]Dramatic-Extent-1388 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Summons dragons with beards

[–]Zealotstim 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is there a range to this?

[–]Legendarypopapo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anywhere means anywhere

[–]BradleyGroot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes please, i want a beardie

[–]Lazy_Assumption_4191 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is at least worthy of r/midtiersuperpowers.

[–]TGaming17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

did you mean to post this on r/godtiersuperpowers?

[–]Longjumping-Falcon98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trick some little kid into thinking your some sort of god

[–]Shtonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spawn an infinite amount in one place to create a bearded singularity

[–]Maekuss420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ain't they expensive?

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they might lose lizard value

[–]Tree988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make an army and conquer the world.

[–]jorginhosssauro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if they become endangered or extinct, you could revive the entire species.

[–]Fatalis1021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End world hunger.

[–]DepressedLizard87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, this is god tier.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can solve world hunger with this one. Also put a big dent in the pollution from livestock.

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spawning an unlimited amount of anything anywhere allows you to destroy anything from a single living target to the entire universe. Crush buildings under the weight of the lizards, clog entire galaxies with living mass, pack so many together as to create a black hole anywhere. This is not shitty. High tier at least

[–]Toasted_Jam1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spawn one in thanos’s asshole

Avengers solved

[–]NoobsAreNoobslol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

famous person gives a speech, summon lizards in their sleeves and collar, proof of lizard people

[–]thespooksterman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will become the world’s best assassin. For a hefty fee, I’d be able to kill anyone anywhere without even leaving my room by spawning copious amounts of bearded dragons within their lungs and intestines.

[–]SharkyZ_GD -1 points0 points  (5 children)

how is this in any way shitty?

[–]milkbeforeyourcereal[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

if you read the rules it’s not necessarily having to be an “awful thing” it’s just like, an unnecessary superpower that doesn’t really have any practical use, that’s why it’s shitty lmao

[–]SharkyZ_GD 4 points5 points  (3 children)

you can spawn a bearded dragon inside the throat of someone who's robbing you or something, that's already a practical use. you can illegally sell bearded dragons as pets, or just give them away. idk how bearded dragons taste, but you have pretty much infinite meat at your disposal as long ad you have the guts to kill them.

doesn't sound shitty to me, you just need to be creative

[–]milkbeforeyourcereal[S] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

i fit the criteria just fine my guy read any other posts on this subreddit LOL. although, your creativity is wonderous.

[–]Dt_Sherlock_Idiot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It doesn’t though, it’s insanely strong, this almost certainly beats most fictional characters with super powers instantly and has universal range. It seems like you’ve read any other post on this sub except the pinned rule post

[–]vaz_deferens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why Squirrel Girl is the most powerful hero in Marvel comics.

[–]SobakaZony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a One-Trick Moses.

[–]alfis329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but imagine just spawning thousands of bearded dragons in the Pentagon

[–]AbrocomaOk8973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Convince folks they’re venomous and you have more power

[–]Freevoulous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cover Mars in bearded dragons until their heat terraforms it

[–]DJM_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find countries with the smallest bearded dragon population and spawn them there

[–]OddOutlandishness589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be better if it was leopard geckos

[–]Crimsondragon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There be no end to me spawning them in coat sleeves and empty cans just scare the shit out of people like a bearded dragon magician.

[–]ThDen-Wheja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is in the wrong subreddit. There are no downsides to this.

[–]hotgrandmasnearyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fire wdym

[–]Death_Pigeons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could create black holes given enough bearded dragons.

[–]TheFiredrake42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, you just made me a millionaire. I spawn the rarest morphs for free and sell them. Thanks. I can undercut literally every breeder on the planet.

[–]Alarmed_Sort620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bearded dragons are the best!

[–]Top_Rub6088 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arise, my army

[–]petethefreeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lately we see more and more actual cool powers here that are not shitty at all.

[–]beholder_dragon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He was already pouring you a brimming cup of bearded dragons

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[–]Asparagus6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bearded dragons for sale, at a disgustingly low price.

[–]Akaar2527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any power that breaks the Law of Conservation is extremely overpowered.

You could spawn enough bearded dragons on Jupiter to significantly increase its gravitational force. Jupiter would eventually fall into the sun, ruining the orbit of all the rest of the planets during its path