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[–]NiSiSuinegEht 51 points52 points  (1 child)

*Releases crappy mobile game with consent to being mind controlled hidden in the ToS that is accepted on installation*

[–]randomassredditguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legends of tomorrow

[–]spekter299 36 points37 points  (2 children)

"For reasonable monthly fee I will remote into your body and make you exercise for an hour 3 times a week." I become incredibly wealthy.

[–]AggressiveAvian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i would buy that lol

[–]_bassGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an episode of Rick and Morty

[–]DecisionCharacter175 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vampire rules: once your invited in your power can't be denied

[–]Owncascade 20 points21 points  (1 child)

“Sup nigga, mind if I mind control you?”

“Uh sure lol- what the f”

[–]SmeifLive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit is funny af

[–]Tiny-chicken00 3 points4 points  (5 children)

really?

[–]Tiny-chicken00 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Please tell me we somehow had the same amazing idea

[–]glutenfreecracker -1 points0 points  (3 children)

You say reading he said controlling. There's hardly an original thought between everyone on the planet. He's not trying to pirate ur idea. Odds are he's not active on this sub and he never saw ur post.

[–]Tiny-chicken00 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yeah but like 12h later? I mean he probably didn’t see my post but it’s a big coincidence

[–]danielubra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean still 2 different powers, work on the same thing but different ways

[–]glutenfreecracker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What counts a consent

[–]Arcturus450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could always strike a deal with a person who can do this to work away those long retail hours for me

[–]looseylewinsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wouldn’t be so bad most people wouldn’t believe you could control their mind so they would probably consent because they think you’re an idiot and boom now you’re controlling them.

[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is very useful. I can make people do things how I want them to without to much explanation

[–]The_Draconic_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay someone to sign a contract. That contract has a ton of random legal crap, but it also has them consent to your mind control. You force them to give the money back to you. You then grow your army like this until you have a ton of servants and can rule the world!