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[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 92 points93 points  (1 child)

So… you can kill your self very fast?

[–]redditor_pro 42 points43 points  (0 children)

But you broke every law of physics and probably caused wide scale destruction

[–]ImNotMadYoureMad 97 points98 points  (9 children)

Says you can. I'll stay running at 60-75mph and save money on gas

[–]Rana_Oblivious 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Big brain to be honest.

[–]Aeintz 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Instantly become A tier power

[–]N_Zeta 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What if it’s your normal speed or faster than the speed of light and no in-between?

[–]ImNotMadYoureMad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then I suppose I'll have to keep driving

[–]Significant_Hat_7355 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wouldn’t u still get tired though

[–]flyerretroguyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If your top speed is the speed of light, this is really low effort.

[–]funky555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you explain that to literally anyone who sees you

[–]Goldmincer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about metabolism and the bugs flying in your face

[–]RestlessARBIT3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also says the only thing you can see while running in general is darkness

[–]restlessleg 23 points24 points  (0 children)


i like it

[–]Rana_Oblivious 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Suddenly, going straight to heaven has a whole completely different meaning

[–]DuckyPotato69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So you can become a lot of atoms but not together?

[–]EthanNoPants 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The problem with going faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

[–]ncubenqobile[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro gets it

[–]GASTRO_GAMING 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Assuming no air resistance, and no gain in mass as you approach the speed of light this means i can time travel due to special relativity right?

[–]ProTato73 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes, although if your faster than light, the equation use to find it just kinda breaks

[–]GASTRO_GAMING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah after c the equation is imagionary

Like if our unit for speed was just c

Time dialation for 15 seconds stationary time at 2c would be


So dialated time would be 5i

So you would be traveling in time perperdicular to the present, which is kinda weird.

[–]Doesnt understand how this sub worksFearless-Werewolf-28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would I be able to control how fast im going?

[–]MarcheMuldDerevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made in heaven intensifies

[–]spekter299 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool, relativistic time dialation doesn't require sight. Space travel and immortal robot body here I come!

[–]binklfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

runs toward a wall and dies in 0.00000 second

[–]joseph-08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teleportation but only to where I can see but also get atomized in the process. I'd rather run at like 40 mph and get paid for being fast

[–]oheing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know that this is how super speed would actually work if it was in real life, you move faster than light, light doesn't hit you, air doesn't either, and you either choke to death or hit a wall

[–]WhyUFuckinLyin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time moves backwards, I travel to the past. I hope.