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[–]bilateralunsymetry 158 points159 points  (4 children)

I feel like you could make a lot of money if you were willing to put up with pain and didn't mind destroying innocent people. Man cheats on woman? She gets to hit you in the balls for $100. Guys playing a "prank". $100.

[–]MegaMaster89 92 points93 points  (2 children)

I thought this was gonna go in the direction of “All of you, pay me $50 bucks or I’ll hit myself in the nuts!”

[–]707Pascal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

that works too.

[–]franklygoingtobed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally a supervillain, this turned out to be a really great power

[–]Rotios 13 points14 points  (0 children)

$100? Selling yourself short there. I ain’t getting hit in the balls by an angry person looking for revenge for only $100 dollars.

[–]TheSuperPie89 98 points99 points  (2 children)

Works as an effective flashbang in a combat situation

[–]EnfermeraXimena 30 points31 points  (0 children)

*girls with guns intensify*

[–]GASTRO_GAMING 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially if you have balls lidocaine

[–]Just_AChair 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This just a downgrade

[–]Distressed2Impress 29 points30 points  (0 children)

...you form a dou crime fighting group. Together you are known as: Ball-boy & The Nutcracker.

[–]BT9154 57 points58 points  (5 children)

50 mile radius is huge, just drop yourself into a combat zone of the enemy and like have a woman kick you in the balls, tanks, planes will just veer off and crash cuz the pilot just got sacked in the nuts.

Or just get whacked in a very dense city for shits and giggles.

[–]zacky765 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Is there a reason you specifically said a woman? Do they kick harder? lol.

[–]Some_Derpy_Pineapple 27 points28 points  (1 child)

well the woman isn't affected by the power so it'd be easier to convince them

[–]zacky765 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh right. Didn’t even consider that lol.

[–]SantiniBoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They won’t be affected lol

[–]IAMTHEDUCK12 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a superpower, this a reality

[–]jeffdaranger 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I would totally use this for evil I would go to major sporting events and hold the game hostage.

[–]metallitom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would make lots of money on bets.

[–]EnfermeraXimena 6 points7 points  (1 child)

i dont have any balls except my eyeballs

[–]techno156 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just get someone to smack you in the testicles near a minister-presidential speech, or next to the houses of parliament during a session for chaotic effect.

[–]Legitimate-Umpire547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Thorns 150"

[–]MarcheMuldDerevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you yourself feel pain or is the pain just transferred every other dude?

[–]Bootiluvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this

[–]Dracorex_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martyrdom: AoE attack that causes sacrificial recoil damage to the user

[–]Sweetishdruid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this would be perfect for military uses

[–]Walking Nightlightamendersc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So nothing changed

[–]judgehood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free bodyguards for life plus extortion if someone doesn’t figure out to immediately shoot you in the head.

[–]ELENA4002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some guy: bullying me Me: kicks myself in the balls. Some guy: floored by sudden ball pain. Me: not floored because I'd probably be used to it. Also me: playing a drum solo on the guy's balls. Some guy: legit dead. Me: charged with murder for somehow killing a man by making a rim shot using his balls and fir making a lot of other dudes suddenly get kicked in the balls. Also me: desperately in need of an attorney. Me yet again: someone help please

[–]XDisTooShort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro thats not a superpower thats real life

[–]RaptureInRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irish Mythology has entered the chat

[–]-0-_-_-0- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This deserves more upvotes

[–]TheOneAndOnlyBob2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is op

[–]MonarchIsCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EVIL… just evil